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Smedley Hunkerbunker

@joaquindead.bsky.social

Word nerd and teacher of hooligans. Atheist, antifa, liberal, sober, semi-spectrumy. Mayonnaise is worse than murder. Miss me with your OnlyFans. ACAB means Assholes Catch A Block. DMs only with those I know IRL.

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Post image 07.03.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 28192    πŸ” 6957    πŸ’¬ 464    πŸ“Œ 315

Yep, that’s… pretty much what you get in Laytonville πŸ˜‚

07.03.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There are a lot of posts out there with the close-up visual of Markwayne Mullin on January 6, but this is a better perspective.

He’s not protecting others; he’s protecting himself and hiding. You can see plenty of people at the entry door, ready to take on the insurrectionists, but not Markwayne.

07.03.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 12457    πŸ” 5466    πŸ’¬ 991    πŸ“Œ 396
Gus the Cat (a large, black fellow with massive yellow eyes) embracing and nibbling on my arm which is attired in a oatmeal-colored sweater sleeve.

Gus the Cat (a large, black fellow with massive yellow eyes) embracing and nibbling on my arm which is attired in a oatmeal-colored sweater sleeve.

look at this or don't these are words on a screen not some kind of a clockwork orange thing

07.03.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

07.03.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 18661    πŸ” 5704    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 138
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Had to doublecheck the date on this

07.03.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 10985    πŸ” 3143    πŸ’¬ 349    πŸ“Œ 224
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These are the 4 things AI can do well:

β€’Clean up your email inbox (badly)
β€’Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
β€’Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
β€’Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

06.03.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4961    πŸ” 1057    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 9
Photo of a sign in, I think, Korean? Above it in English are the words β€œall kinds of pain”

Photo of a sign in, I think, Korean? Above it in English are the words β€œall kinds of pain”

07.03.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A dishcloth with the embroidered words: wake up and pee, the world’s on fire / ferlinghetti

A dishcloth with the embroidered words: wake up and pee, the world’s on fire / ferlinghetti

07.03.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On the plus side, with all this evidence the war crimes trials should be short.

07.03.2026 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1167    πŸ” 209    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 4

🎢 Sniffing glue is a losing game 🎡

07.03.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He’s already been impeached twice. Didn’t do shit to stop him.

06.03.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh the exegesis I could produce on the symbolism of Goodnight Moon after reading it to my daughters one million times. As brilliant as Hurd’s illustrations are, I think β€œgoodnight nobody” may be the single greatest page in all of children’s lit.

06.03.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And then there’s Charlotte’s Web, which as far as I can tell is the perfect book. It’s lit up like a photo in the golden hour, glowing from every illustration, paragraph, sentence, word, syllable. No movie or audiobook or parody or critique is worthy; it contains and justifies itself immaculately. ❀️

06.03.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The American public is not apathetic. The American public is disempowered and always has been, by design, and that can be ignored when you’re not in a crisis. We’re in a crisis now.

What do we do? Uh… Protest in the streets? On it. Vote? Sure. What else? β€œRevolution”? How, exactly?

06.03.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are on the TL;DR timeline

06.03.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will not name the famous talking head that told me this but they were talking about using AI for their non-fiction book and said, "I mean, I'm not using it to writeβ€”just for research." I told them that if they're going to use it, do the opposite because it would do less harm.

06.03.2026 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I love watching people use LLMs in public. They’ll reply to a breaking news article and say β€œ@grok is this true?” Babe where do you think it’s about to pull its answer from

06.03.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4154    πŸ” 478    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 35
Cop squatting down to talk to a tiny owl. β€œWhere you going little guy?”

Owl replies: β€œNone of your goddamn business! Am I being detained?!”

Cop squatting down to talk to a tiny owl. β€œWhere you going little guy?” Owl replies: β€œNone of your goddamn business! Am I being detained?!”

1. Am I being detained?
2. Am I free to leave?
3. [silence]

that’s IT

06.03.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i cannot stress enough that if you know anything about how kristi noem found out she was fired you must tell me

05.03.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4122    πŸ” 652    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 9

This book weirded me out. It’s cozy and personable enough most of the way through, but then it goes off the rails. Stuart freaks out and sabotages a perfectly nice date, and then the story just… stops. Doesn’t even end. Like White ran out of ideas. Weird.

06.03.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Where are you standing? Jenner Grade? Bay Hill Road?

06.03.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah. Sorry for any confusion. I thought the acronym TMOA, and the pronoun β€œher” used by the person who responded, was clear enough, but evidently not. πŸ™‚

06.03.2026 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and it’s good she’s gone.

But this doesn’t change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota.

05.03.2026 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 40310    πŸ” 9106    πŸ’¬ 1492    πŸ“Œ 306

He’s making a woman suit, Mr. Crawford, out of real women. And he can sew, this guy

05.03.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well would you look at that

05.03.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 28332    πŸ” 8013    πŸ’¬ 840    πŸ“Œ 340

Fucking Noam Chomsky.

Like, really?!

05.03.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also my young adult self in re: Neil fucking Gaiman

05.03.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0