@joaquindead.bsky.social
Word nerd and teacher of hooligans. Atheist, antifa, liberal, sober, semi-spectrumy. Mayonnaise is worse than murder. Miss me with your OnlyFans. ACAB means Assholes Catch A Block. DMs only with those I know IRL.
Yep, thatβsβ¦ pretty much what you get in Laytonville π
07.03.2026 18:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
There are a lot of posts out there with the close-up visual of Markwayne Mullin on January 6, but this is a better perspective.
Heβs not protecting others; heβs protecting himself and hiding. You can see plenty of people at the entry door, ready to take on the insurrectionists, but not Markwayne.
Gus the Cat (a large, black fellow with massive yellow eyes) embracing and nibbling on my arm which is attired in a oatmeal-colored sweater sleeve.
look at this or don't these are words on a screen not some kind of a clockwork orange thing
07.03.2026 15:24 β π 48 π 12 π¬ 3 π 0there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
07.03.2026 15:46 β π 15859 π 4921 π¬ 77 π 116Had to doublecheck the date on this
07.03.2026 16:00 β π 10058 π 2926 π¬ 338 π 213
These are the 4 things AI can do well:
β’Clean up your email inbox (badly)
β’Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
β’Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
β’Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
Photo of a sign in, I think, Korean? Above it in English are the words βall kinds of painβ
07.03.2026 15:18 β π 23 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0A dishcloth with the embroidered words: wake up and pee, the worldβs on fire / ferlinghetti
07.03.2026 15:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0On the plus side, with all this evidence the war crimes trials should be short.
07.03.2026 03:38 β π 1158 π 208 π¬ 47 π 4πΆ Sniffing glue is a losing game π΅
07.03.2026 04:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heβs already been impeached twice. Didnβt do shit to stop him.
06.03.2026 22:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh the exegesis I could produce on the symbolism of Goodnight Moon after reading it to my daughters one million times. As brilliant as Hurdβs illustrations are, I think βgoodnight nobodyβ may be the single greatest page in all of childrenβs lit.
06.03.2026 18:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0And then thereβs Charlotteβs Web, which as far as I can tell is the perfect book. Itβs lit up like a photo in the golden hour, glowing from every illustration, paragraph, sentence, word, syllable. No movie or audiobook or parody or critique is worthy; it contains and justifies itself immaculately. β€οΈ
06.03.2026 18:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
The American public is not apathetic. The American public is disempowered and always has been, by design, and that can be ignored when youβre not in a crisis. Weβre in a crisis now.
What do we do? Uhβ¦ Protest in the streets? On it. Vote? Sure. What else? βRevolutionβ? How, exactly?
We are on the TL;DR timeline
06.03.2026 15:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I will not name the famous talking head that told me this but they were talking about using AI for their non-fiction book and said, "I mean, I'm not using it to writeβjust for research." I told them that if they're going to use it, do the opposite because it would do less harm.
06.03.2026 14:22 β π 137 π 9 π¬ 4 π 0I love watching people use LLMs in public. Theyβll reply to a breaking news article and say β@grok is this true?β Babe where do you think itβs about to pull its answer from
06.03.2026 14:00 β π 4140 π 475 π¬ 74 π 35Cop squatting down to talk to a tiny owl. βWhere you going little guy?β Owl replies: βNone of your goddamn business! Am I being detained?!β
1. Am I being detained?
2. Am I free to leave?
3. [silence]
thatβs IT
i cannot stress enough that if you know anything about how kristi noem found out she was fired you must tell me
05.03.2026 21:04 β π 4122 π 652 π¬ 89 π 9This book weirded me out. Itβs cozy and personable enough most of the way through, but then it goes off the rails. Stuart freaks out and sabotages a perfectly nice date, and then the story justβ¦ stops. Doesnβt even end. Like White ran out of ideas. Weird.
06.03.2026 00:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Where are you standing? Jenner Grade? Bay Hill Road?
06.03.2026 00:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ah. Sorry for any confusion. I thought the acronym TMOA, and the pronoun βherβ used by the person who responded, was clear enough, but evidently not. π
06.03.2026 00:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and itβs good sheβs gone.
But this doesnβt change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota.
Heβs making a woman suit, Mr. Crawford, out of real women. And he can sew, this guy
05.03.2026 18:57 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Well would you look at that
05.03.2026 15:44 β π 28319 π 8011 π¬ 840 π 340
Fucking Noam Chomsky.
Like, really?!
Also my young adult self in re: Neil fucking Gaiman
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