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Smedley Hunkerbunker

@joaquindead.bsky.social

Word nerd and teacher of hooligans. Atheist, antifa, liberal, sober, semi-spectrumy. Mayonnaise is worse than murder. Miss me with your OnlyFans. ACAB means Assholes Catch A Block. DMs only with those I know IRL.

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A book cover that says A HAUNTING ON THE HILL by Elizabeth Hand.

A book cover that says A HAUNTING ON THE HILL by Elizabeth Hand.

Been taking time away to fight back my brain woims. Absolutely devouring this book the last few evenings. Genuinely scary. Shirley would have loved it.

03.03.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 160    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

gather ye muskets while ye may

03.03.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet from @moutheaters

Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos?

Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water

Tweet from @moutheaters Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos? Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water

03.03.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Millipede

#lifeinblackandwhite #bnwmood #blackandwhiteoftheday

03.03.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 915    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 9
Tweet from Ryan Grim: "Understand what Neera is arguing for here: she thinks that no Democratic candidate should appear on any podcast where a host has flirted with conspiracy theories around Charlie Kirk and Israel. I don't think she understands how many podcasts that includes.

And if you make the opposite argument, and say no, actually, tens of millions of people love those shows, Democrats should be on them, she says I'm "defending anti-semitic conspiracy podcasters." The good news is that this stuff doesn't work anymore. Save your breath, nobody cares."

Tweet from Ryan Grim: "Understand what Neera is arguing for here: she thinks that no Democratic candidate should appear on any podcast where a host has flirted with conspiracy theories around Charlie Kirk and Israel. I don't think she understands how many podcasts that includes. And if you make the opposite argument, and say no, actually, tens of millions of people love those shows, Democrats should be on them, she says I'm "defending anti-semitic conspiracy podcasters." The good news is that this stuff doesn't work anymore. Save your breath, nobody cares."

I really don't think "There are so many antisemitic podcasts out there that you just can't help but appear on them" is the defense they think it is.

02.03.2026 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2686    πŸ” 522    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 96

(coughs in trans)

02.03.2026 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white photo of a woman wearing a turtleneck sweater and a dress . ALT: a black and white photo of a woman wearing a turtleneck sweater and a dress .

I was going to make a joke about how racists grieved The Confederacy longer than Erica Kirk grieved her husband, but when I thought about it, it was less of a joke and more just a factual statement.

28.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

1. If true, we fucked
2. Not true

02.03.2026 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I ❀️ dilapidation

02.03.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

with alt text

02.03.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

I saw someone describe using AI as "cultural debt" and that really makes so much sense. The more we rely on AI for creative work, the more cultural debt we accrue.

02.03.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Quote from Washington Times editorial board

"[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

02.03.2026 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 38094    πŸ” 5945    πŸ’¬ 4197    πŸ“Œ 1652
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Orange and white kitteh

Orange and white kitteh

Orange and white kitteh

Orange and white kitteh

01.03.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Orange and white kitteh

Orange and white kitteh

Orange and white kitteh

Orange and white kitteh

01.03.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An orange creamsicle kitten is lying on his back, nestled in the arms of a person in a blue shirt who is holding an iPad

An orange creamsicle kitten is lying on his back, nestled in the arms of a person in a blue shirt who is holding an iPad

Playing video games with my boy

01.03.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with the words like now below it Alt: a close up of a man 's face with the words like now below it
01.03.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of the breakfast described

A photo of the breakfast described

My breakfast:
β€” bagel croutons, shaken in a plastic bag with olive oil, pepper, salt, garlic powder, Italian seasoning and yeast, then pan fried
β€” three eggs scrambled with grated cheddar
β€” salsa from El Molino Central in Agua Caliente
β€” sliced avocado

01.03.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep thinking about how the propaganda leading to this war was all about how you needed to rescue women and the first thing they did was kill dozens of little girls.

01.03.2026 09:12 β€” πŸ‘ 621    πŸ” 216    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

i see we have entered the β€œget mad at Democrats about unilateral Trump action” phase of the thing and, whatever makes you happy I guess

most of the criticisms are correct and almost all of them are irrelevant

28.02.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1822    πŸ” 212    πŸ’¬ 112    πŸ“Œ 66
Lionel Richie on an unmade bed, dangling pink lingerie from his outstretched finger. Text: β€œLionel Messy”

Lionel Richie on an unmade bed, dangling pink lingerie from his outstretched finger. Text: β€œLionel Messy”

28.02.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 25381    πŸ” 8616    πŸ’¬ 273    πŸ“Œ 313

Congress must be rolling over in their graves right now.

28.02.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2815    πŸ” 488    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 25

We will literally go to war rather than arrest any rich pedophiles in this country.

28.02.2026 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3032    πŸ” 897    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 26

Just go ahead and put little skulls on our hats, gentlemen; we are the baddies.

28.02.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also Kamala Harris, love her or not, had some swag. And LBJ gave no fucks whatsoever, which is lowkey hot

28.02.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Moan of Arc

28.02.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're wealthy and powerful "the law" has always more or less been sternly worded letters. The "rule of law" only exists to legitimize hurting the marginalized.

21.02.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’ll do it

28.02.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0