Parker

Does he need a wee?

Yes. Quite extraordinarily stupid.

“You do have the cards”

I know that he’s 400 years old and has wrinkly ankles, but in fairness he does tend to do this whenever he is forced to listen to someone speaking about any subject other than himself

Translation: neither your electric nor your elecshake bills will be coming down anytime soon.

Has he put his teeth in upside down again?

Silly question but if you're on the banking committee wouldn't it be a good idea to try and develop some depth of understanding of the topics involved?

And alcoholism.

Inferior Moral Maze panellist Kemi Badenoch.

A team player.

And that's on a good day.

"Your mission"

The subconscious is a fascinating thing.

Alice Mahon, Member of Parliament for Halifax.

Okay. I was worried for a while there that things couldn't get any more stupid.

Green MPs Hannah Spencer, Ellie Chowns, and Carla Denyer standing in the House of Commons chamber

Hannah Spencer being sworn in as an MP

Earlier today, the new Member of Parliament for Gorton and Denton, Hannah Spencer was sworn in.

One of the best foreign policy podcasts around - do subscribe if you want proper insight from experts rather than just political commentators about what's happening in the world and how it might affect us.

Ah I see. It's a Holy War.

Devote a few moments to imagining a grand piano falling on Pete Hegseth with a thunderous crash and some discordant tinkling over which a caption is superimposed that reads "no stupid rules of engagement".

Refugee status to be temporary as Shabana Mahmood rips up rules on UK asylum Home secretary announces 30-month protection limit, with refugees required to leave if their home countries are later judged safe

So, Labour involves us in America’s aggression and simultaneously plans to make refugee status temporary.
Does politics really have to be this dangerous and cruel? They take such unforgivable risks with people’s lives.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Correct. Trump doesn't think other people are real in the same way he is.

He's got to go.

Beyond description

A Head of State so jealous of his absolute immunity has kidnapped one Head of State and killed another.

Surprise!

I don’t think we’ve ever really taken on board the level of insanity entailed in making president someone famous chiefly for sitting in a cardboard boardroom on television.

We are inured to it but every now and then, such as this photo of a decrepit sack of shit gormlessly looking on at a military conflict behind some hastily rigged tablecloths, I still do a double-take at the sheer insanity of the Trump presidency, like a ton of dirty laundry hitting me in the face.

The state of him

Now he’s going to start eight.

It’s not illegal action because I say so. Very persuasively argued. Case closed, evidently.