Shimbobulus

aye yall have a good ass day out there today #peace #facts 💜

I have so many health problems it’s absurd

it took me three fuckin years but i finally paid off 95% of medical bills

im gonna buy a drawing tablet forreal this time but idk where to start

I say Whelp! and “Oh Whale” a lot too but like ironically so this is partially a self-own

Oh Whale!

bluesky is for people who start sentences with “Eh,” and “Whelp!”

björk trying to find her car: where did i pjärk

upon doing more research i still actually have no idea what it means!!

i wanna start self-reacting discord posts as part of the bit but dont wanna come off as insane LMAO

sink full of dishes heart full of swag

every Day i Wake Up, God gives me a “unsalted tortilla chips and diet decaf iced tea” meter, and if i dont fill up the unsalted tortilla chips and diet decaf iced tea meter then…….i don’t wanna find out

reading Theory

(the joke here is that this is allentown pennsylvania’s finest cuisine, and signature go-to order. 50% of the city’s budget goes to plumbing)

curbside ordering yocco’s and having them deliver by rollerskate my two hot dogs, fries, perogies, and two chocolate milks to the Giant Toilet parked in their lot

the harrowing yet oddly calming realization the love of my life is on twitter dot com

need a fitting emoji for this moment……

🗿

these scrandles recently have been fucked up

that “onions on toast” (zsoiyoi kender) or whatever its called just won’t stop showing up

i cant go cuz of health but its awesome some ppl do this

creed vibes

Rise and grind!! 💪 🤠

i dont play hyv games, there isnt even a joke in this post i just kinda said that for some kind of vibe or something

checkin my likkedin at 3:532 am then going 2 bed

melee used to be so GOOD. now it all SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

*logs onto to play Genshin Impact*

do i dare check my linkedin at 40:4 am.

wake up hungover. uber to the major venue. eat nothing and drink 3 trash cans and a rum and coke before top 8. win a game 10 grands (my opponent plays gay ass marth so i fucking lose on fd). (twice). zelle my e-gf 3 subs. i will live to be 95. that’s what melee used to be my son.

browsing the Metalocalpyse fandom wiki at 2:49AM

be careful out there n take care of urself

anemia is fucking scary yall i dont even have enough of a blood supply to “have the energy” to breathe, if that makes sense

i cant tell the difference between hodtv and melee stats danny this will probably come back to bite me in the butt some day at a tournament

eating a boneless turkey sandwich, boneless by methodology in that im eating cheese and lunch meat deconstructed with my bare hands

i used to think “proshipping” meant like “people who are in support of the idea of shipping” like no fucking duh so when id see “proshippers dni” im like doesnt that mean literally any shipping in any media wtf

but then i learned what it actually meant 🧘