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Defender1031

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Just your regular old Super Mario Maker Troll Dummy.

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I love this thread, and you are just so freaking wholesome and adorable, Thab.

26.02.2026 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That, my friend, is called ADHD.

21.02.2026 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Came here to quote this.

12.02.2026 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Biggest lie on the internet? "You control how we use your data."

10.02.2026 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eurovision is primarily in English...

10.02.2026 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

True.

08.02.2026 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's weird, cause this is what it looks like for me.

08.02.2026 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That... might explain why this post got zero likes on either platform.

08.02.2026 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There should be a law that the volume of a container must be at least 90% of the volume of its convex hull.

Just opened a box of cookies shaped like๐Ÿญฆ๐Ÿฌ‚๐Ÿฌ‚๐Ÿญ›for no discernible reason other than to look like it had more cookies.

Seen fancy spice containers shaped like ๐Ÿฎš as well.

08.02.2026 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This guy with a dorky-looking mustache took over the government and started murdering them, so they ran away... ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

04.02.2026 12:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I imagine it's more because they think they can get away with it. It seems there are two kinds of people, the ones who try to get away with as much as they can, and the ones who consider how their actions affect others and try to do the right thing.

29.01.2026 08:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Skyriman Legends, Premium Special Ultra Deluxe Anniversary Legendary Definitive Edition 2

24.01.2026 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NGL, I wasn't prepared for the full-on existential crisis the day I got the last few tears, but many of my own flowed that day as well... I refused to touch any of the silent princesses there either. Didn't feel right.

16.01.2026 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah. Sure. The watchdog's real reason for going to the bacon factory is to investigate a workplace accident that would be beyond canine comprehension. Sure. Clever way to snag some bacon though.

16.01.2026 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Twitch Twitch is the world

Carl PROMISED me that his hack is actually benevolent this time. Do I trust him? No. Am I playing it anyway? Obviously. LH/SMM2/Both later? www.twitch.tv/defender1031

11.01.2026 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So when we getting those Metroid Prime 2 and 3 Switch remasters?

07.01.2026 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hazeleye

30.12.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's bizarre. Also, banning over an unfollow is stupid. It guarantees that the person can never refollow again in the future. Kinda counterproductive.

How do you know they banned you?

30.12.2025 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Defender1031 - Twitch Happy Channukah! Let's get trolled!

My channukah pesent is... more levelhead trolls! www.twitch.tv/defender1031

21.12.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

._i_i_i_ฤฐ_i_i_i_i

20.12.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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18.12.2025 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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17.12.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know what? Let's make it wholesome:

Toxic conditioning
Self-judgement
Prejudice

17.12.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words so this is how liberty dies ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words so this is how liberty dies
17.12.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a monkey wearing a crown and a necklace says is that legal ALT: a monkey wearing a crown and a necklace says is that legal
17.12.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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16.12.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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15.12.2025 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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Happy Channukah to all who celebrate!

14.12.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes I think about how when I first started getting into the community, I felt like I was soooo late to the game, but at this point I've been around for longer than most of the "veterans" had been at the time.

11.12.2025 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Defender1031 - Twitch Trying out Levelhead for the first time. I've heard there's some troll potential, so let's find out.

Trying out levelhead! I've heard there's troll potential, and we even have a few troll levels already made by viewers. Let's go! www.twitch.tv/defender1031

07.12.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0