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Yesterday when searching for a keychain | lanyard self defense addition I stumbled across the zombie apocalypse prepper store:

Is the proper nomenclature vageen | vagine? Please show your vag work & references.

#itlt
it's, well, it's in the red now sir
UNNNDDERRRNEATH THE WAAAATTTERRR #SEALAB2021

definitely tilted into an alternate reality having just seen a trailer showing Sean Bean theoretically existing from beginning to end of a movie; the only time(s) prior are exceptions / my being exceptional killing you w/ agent 006 Alec Trevelyan #GoldenEYE

being an adult is such shit by far the fastest I have ever worn out a shirt is my, 'being an adult is shit' shirt

If you happen to see me in the meat space curb stomping my garbage phone it is now 69% likely due to dismissing notification history while attempting to switch between standard & exxxtreme battery saver

iso a superlative to describe something so unexpectedly well designed that I only discovered the feature post purchase

I pride myself on being a cunning linguist however I still do not know how to communicate that I crushed a yogurt meaning accidentally stepped on rather than rapidly consumed.

nothing has made me think of hockey over the years like Panthers in Miami chasing around Canadians and Europeans with full beards, less chiclets, and typically more manners than even rugby players

I find the danger less in what they do not want to do, but in the implicit or unvalidated process(es) that no operation nor mechanic could fix.

cannot remember the previous time where a treat was something beyond eccentric (not basic) needs. TBF 4/8 are exercise related

designers, can anyone tell me which came first:

Font TAHOMA
Toyota TACOMA

I asked this as I will forever pronounce the following as

MONSTER RAT

and learned of the font >= 1yr before I learned of the British territory

Mont SIR RAT?
no!
MONSTER RATaTAT IT'S FIRING BACK

holy fucking intro Jeffery Wright, and by holy I mean WHOLLY holy genocidal crusader intro!

#NowMakeYourChoice

this bullshit grocery store pop could not be more wrong: I've long known I am not similar to "everybody", but I am not a #nobody or dedz yet w/ no body:
ZERO interest nor "want to rule the world"
Even after a doomsday detonation (or 3)
I would only be in a world I want to exist in, not rule.

equally surprising maybe 2 min later @jowrotethis.bsky.social "The food sucks; the bed is uncomfortable b/c of all the dripping. I don't *LIKE* it"

Can I get a Jon Snow,
Ah don' won-nit!?!

at ~= the 1hr mark of the white lotus recap, Mal(lory) Rubin, "we've gone from the Lochy tug of war..."
#stunned this was not *finished off* w/ "to a Lochy #Tug[of]Job"

@jowrotethis.bsky.social
@billsimmons.bsky.social

are we not doing #phrasing anymore?

@robmahoney.bsky.social

kind of very disappointed It took me this long to call the side with more ligament damage my #jankle

the best (recurring) invincible joke

is there a proper nomenclature for the music between 05-15 which is
• less whiny than Green Day,
• marginally more creative than ai | air guitar,
• uptempo unlike the pop of that era
• but worrisome if one were to listen to an album rather than 1 track here, another far over there

it turns out that clean up, in 2+ photo editors, means wipe away.
The function I needed was enhance (like a demand for higher camera resolution)

in my mental model I was trying to reduce noise w/o embiggening the file size & density.
tis a perfectly #cromulent word

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more importantly, unless you are consuming from a fire hose technically every bite is breaking a small fast so everything counts as breakfast food

YouTube video by Marc Rebillet I'M A FLAMINGO (LIVE)

does it count as light hearted if i reframe being dead on the inside as saying my heart evaporated?
like a🦩
i eat off-fine china then i fly away
NO RULES HERE!

youtu.be/6hJv5yBLe9c?...

which is a worse UX:
proceeding 3+ clicks extra to #unsafe https where the certificate expired over 1100 days (> 3yr) prior,
|
#squarespace?
Both are disappointing at best, but at least the former warns you about the upcoming retina damage.

@jadecicada.net did you slay your discord server? the invite on .net as well as linktree are no longer valid.
If it helps, I have used your mini-doperizer forever and a day :)

if it was meant to rhyme it would be spelled garraidge, instead it is spelled like corsage

please very much direct me to the highway or whatever leads to this #FreshHell. Can my final meal be a pulp fiction worthy milkshake & a fistful of elusive #CrazyPills?

Ready to do what it takes as long as my #DirtyDeeds are properly compensated (cause the dirt I do is quality not cheap)

also lost @ naming the latest teen, ya friendly neighborhood Spider-MAN?

Do you identify as an urban junglist? Perhaps reside in an urban legendary 'hood?

Skyscrapers, cranes, & other web pivots are 1 :10,000 vs

• militant dickholes
• traumatized shells
• self-righteous oppressors

Consumed more than a little sunrise ignorance, #HUZZAH

1. SuperLikes cost $$, so FuckOff w/ incessant CtA

2. Bottom corner offers a 140char 'Stand Out w/ a 1st Impression'.
I am outstanding at standing out, fairly good as a FwB, & otherwise lost (unless eXXXplicit aka w/ a sex worker)

is it possible to create smithereens sans explosion?

below is an mp4 showing the gif animating before hitting #post
which took embarrassingly long to find and unfuck the worsened default in
@camtasia.com 22: for whatever reason it exports >= 720p at updated project settings but ignores "custom" canvas dimensions when <= 1280x720