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@funkybork.bsky.social

she/her / Seattle / Here for Big Brother, Survivor, and all the other Reality TV mess 🫑

325 Followers  |  350 Following  |  389 Posts  |  Joined: 06.11.2024  |  1.9327

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β€œsome people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

30.10.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 11517    πŸ” 2898    πŸ’¬ 214    πŸ“Œ 209

you’re Angela Murray’s strongest soldier

27.10.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg same and it shocks me how much of an upgrade it is every single time

27.10.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i hope angela murray is having a good day

18.10.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œshe’s a natural” #tar38

16.10.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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a person in a pig costume is jumping over hay bales ALT: a person in a pig costume is jumping over hay bales

Izzy and Paige will not be the third team eliminated from the race #TAR38

09.10.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a strapless top is sitting at a table with a drink and a napkin . ALT: a woman in a strapless top is sitting at a table with a drink and a napkin .

writing directions for jas and jag……. #tar38

09.10.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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sooo.. vince definitely called the paps on himself right? #bb27

01.10.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s like sooo in your face like plssssss

28.09.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did they pay these people to continuously say β€œLETS GO!” or what becauseβ€¦πŸ˜­πŸ˜­ #TAR38

28.09.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Even in the middle of a challenge, the #Survivor49 cast is deeply unserious

25.09.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 7
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a group of people are sitting in a circle with one man wearing a tank top Alt: David Kinne standing up at tribal council on the show survivor while the other castaways look on in mild amusement and bewilderment

It’s Survivor Premiere Day! ALL RISE! #Survivor49

24.09.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 212    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

i hope the white guy with dreads gets voted out first #Survivor49

24.09.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

real life kind of overwhelmed me and took over this summer so I completely fell off big brother for the first time ever but I hope yall are having fun πŸ₯²πŸ§‘ i miss the bb sky energy and I hope to be back to life soon #bb27

28.08.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WARRRRRR IS OVERRRRRRRR

22.08.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Was so excited to see @robhasapodcast.bsky.social on my flight!!! 🀭

19.08.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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some great poetry happening over on the BB Facebook group #bb27

19.08.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

etsy witch you are FIRED #bb27

08.08.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jimmy for the block buster win! #BB27

07.08.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

And this is why Izzy was superior casting 🀌🏼 #bb27

04.08.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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#bb27 🎡

04.08.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

odds it’s Morgan wallen

01.08.2025 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just had a physical and verbal outburst reaction to discovering that demon is HOH πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’« #bb27

01.08.2025 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tbh I’ve been pretty checked out from bb for the past week and a half as real life took over and now I feel like I’m so far behind that I can’t catch up πŸ˜… where did my obsessive brain go #bb27

29.07.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

men really do need to start out in prison and work their way out #BB27

24.07.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you know who next

24.07.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is making me forreal nauseous

24.07.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1. Pushing her shirt up with the behind hug
2. Adjusting his dick
3. Where’s my hug at ass question
4. Tapping her butt

GET HIM OUT OF HERE!!!!

24.07.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

AVA IAN TERRY PEARL IS INCOMING #BB27

24.07.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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