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Eric Replatformed

@21stcenturyeric.bsky.social

Reluctant Michigander. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:56qlzx4tulfm2muuj2kpuit6/feed/aaab5q3jprwzi

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My rhymes are prime meridian
My beats are non-euclidian
My seat's a carved obsidian
My fit's a big amphibian

- MCThulu

12.10.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Give 'em a finch and they take a mile

12.10.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the store didn’t have any handkerchiefs with designs on them so I could only get this blandana

11.10.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎢 how deep is your state 🎢

Conspiricee Gees

11.10.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would like to apologize to both Bushes for saying they were the worst president ever

12.10.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Im just making up band names to see if my wife notices. Just finished watching the cousin fuckers.

11.10.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The creator of the ballerina skirt put tu and tu together.

11.10.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have bedroom eyes, but the thing I'm inviting you to do in there is take a nap.

11.10.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Know who else is on top for the first time this season? 🏈

Your Mom

11.10.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In line for Snallygaster Beer Fest and I appreciate how the guy walked down the line and asked me, "VIP?"
Fine, he asked other people too. But he meant it with me.

11.10.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That looks like an eye infection, not Maybelline

08.10.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

I'd enjoy a shower more if I had backup singers.

28.09.2025 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 308    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 5

It's an oxymoron... like looking at apartments together.

11.10.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎡im sitting on the cock of the bae,
watching my pride roll away.
just sitting on the cock of the bae,
wastin’ time…

- mrs otis redding

20.03.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

...and in related gnus, some wildebeest held a family reunion today.

17.09.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a game... congrats Seattle...

11.10.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know nothing about nothing, but if you want a peace prize maybe don't create a department of war

11.10.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 311    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Asexual suburbs

11.10.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sex and/or the City

11.10.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Anti-state
Pro-prostate

18.01.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My girlfriend thinks I'm only with her because of her pretty handwriting. I don't have the heart to tell her she's right.

02.10.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[at stoplight]

*gets out of car, knocks on driver's window behind me after following me for 3 turns*

Me: Are you obsessed with me?

10.10.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.

10.10.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Shocked & dismayed to discover I am a tiny person livingβ€”trappedβ€”in a homemade terrarium.

11.10.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you know that there's a strategy in battleship where you can win every single time, just by moving the pegs around in a certain way? Look up "pegging" to learn more.

10.10.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

69? 3 ways? 4 play?

What am I, some kind of mathlete?!?

11.10.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve got a notification on my calculator. Something doesn’t add up.

10.10.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not funny enough, I’m not hot enough, but dammit a couple of people like me.

21.11.2024 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 369    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 0

I made so much fun of my talking car telling me a door is a jar that it stopped talking to me for weeks.

11.10.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Boo!

11.10.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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