My rhymes are prime meridian
My beats are non-euclidian
My seat's a carved obsidian
My fit's a big amphibian
- MCThulu
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My rhymes are prime meridian
My beats are non-euclidian
My seat's a carved obsidian
My fit's a big amphibian
- MCThulu
Give 'em a finch and they take a mile
12.10.2025 01:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0the store didnβt have any handkerchiefs with designs on them so I could only get this blandana
11.10.2025 23:49 β π 15 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0πΆ how deep is your state πΆ
Conspiricee Gees
I would like to apologize to both Bushes for saying they were the worst president ever
12.10.2025 00:05 β π 36 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0Im just making up band names to see if my wife notices. Just finished watching the cousin fuckers.
11.10.2025 22:56 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0The creator of the ballerina skirt put tu and tu together.
11.10.2025 22:25 β π 25 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0I have bedroom eyes, but the thing I'm inviting you to do in there is take a nap.
11.10.2025 21:40 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Know who else is on top for the first time this season? π
Your Mom
In line for Snallygaster Beer Fest and I appreciate how the guy walked down the line and asked me, "VIP?"
Fine, he asked other people too. But he meant it with me.
That looks like an eye infection, not Maybelline
08.10.2025 12:10 β π 71 π 20 π¬ 4 π 1I'd enjoy a shower more if I had backup singers.
28.09.2025 12:22 β π 308 π 104 π¬ 9 π 5It's an oxymoron... like looking at apartments together.
11.10.2025 12:54 β π 12 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0π΅im sitting on the cock of the bae,
watching my pride roll away.
just sitting on the cock of the bae,
wastinβ timeβ¦
- mrs otis redding
...and in related gnus, some wildebeest held a family reunion today.
17.09.2025 04:34 β π 36 π 17 π¬ 0 π 0What a game... congrats Seattle...
11.10.2025 05:08 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I don't know nothing about nothing, but if you want a peace prize maybe don't create a department of war
11.10.2025 03:47 β π 311 π 39 π¬ 6 π 0Asexual suburbs
11.10.2025 03:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sex and/or the City
11.10.2025 03:43 β π 33 π 11 π¬ 2 π 0Anti-state
Pro-prostate
My girlfriend thinks I'm only with her because of her pretty handwriting. I don't have the heart to tell her she's right.
02.10.2025 02:56 β π 61 π 24 π¬ 0 π 0[at stoplight]
*gets out of car, knocks on driver's window behind me after following me for 3 turns*
Me: Are you obsessed with me?
Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.
10.10.2025 00:12 β π 65 π 22 π¬ 4 π 0Shocked & dismayed to discover I am a tiny person livingβtrappedβin a homemade terrarium.
11.10.2025 03:12 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Did you know that there's a strategy in battleship where you can win every single time, just by moving the pegs around in a certain way? Look up "pegging" to learn more.
10.10.2025 19:45 β π 17 π 2 π¬ 1 π 269? 3 ways? 4 play?
What am I, some kind of mathlete?!?
Iβve got a notification on my calculator. Something doesnβt add up.
10.10.2025 21:25 β π 92 π 26 π¬ 4 π 0Iβm not funny enough, Iβm not hot enough, but dammit a couple of people like me.
21.11.2024 18:14 β π 369 π 98 π¬ 20 π 0I made so much fun of my talking car telling me a door is a jar that it stopped talking to me for weeks.
11.10.2025 02:55 β π 78 π 27 π¬ 9 π 0Boo!
11.10.2025 03:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0