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Cat dad, lefty, and general weirdo. I use a phony voice when I'm yelling "Nobody's home" I'm a liar but I wouldn't say I'm wrong (He/Him)

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To me yeah he sounds like, yo, a red-throated loon

Yellow-billed loon, pacific loon, maybe it's a common or arctic loon

02.12.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh noooooo! Si, hahahaha! SI!

04.02.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, this is one of the greatest albums of all time. Its construction is magnificent. Especially when you consider the gear he used to create it.

19.11.2024 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Please help if you can. πŸ‘‡

30.03.2024 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In Memoriam of Black Twitter - YES! Magazine Solutions Journalism Explore a diverse range of articles in the YES! Media archive. From justice to sustainability, discover insightful perspectives on shaping a better world. #YESMedia

β€œX, as it exists now, is more of a sundown town than a safe neighborhood for people from marginalized communities.” - @freeblackgirl.bsky.social

30.03.2024 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 345    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Scientist (February, 2023): I've invented a new breed of grass!

NFL: Can you play football on it?

Scientist: I wouldn't. It's the slipperiest grass known to man.

NFL: We will test it out at the largest sporting event of the year.

10.02.2024 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎢I wanna eat pizza and burgers all day but I'd get fat 🎢

10.02.2024 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Help My Family in Gaza Find Safety with Loved Ones, organized by Ossama Zaqqout Ask: In order to get 36 members (including 16 children) of my famil… Ossama Zaqqout needs your support for Help My Family in Gaza Find Safety with Loved Ones

you could yell at horrible dipshits on the Internet about Gaza, but you could *also* share and donate to my Palestinian friend’s fundraiser to get his family members out of deadly peril and into safety in Canada

www.gofundme.com/f/help-my-fa...

12.01.2024 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 508    πŸ” 537    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 17

You ever think about how some social media personalities make $1 million+ per year to spread hate against minorities, while you struggle to make ends meet despite your best efforts at being a decent person?

Well, despair is NOT the answer! We here at First Reformed Inc have *other* ideas in mind...

13.01.2024 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey so, there's someone trying to help the folks at Pine Ridge not freeze to death during this cold snap and I'd be an asshole not to pass their message along.

linktr.ee/chunkalutane...

Donate and or vet at your own discretion, but, ngl I support their cause.

13.01.2024 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every day Hunter Biden is accused of something Sterling Archer would have a three second flashback about

10.12.2023 08:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2062    πŸ” 391    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 11
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Petition to honor Michael Shannon every Jan. 6

06.01.2024 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5309    πŸ” 1525    πŸ’¬ 81    πŸ“Œ 144

New icon! New ICON! NEW ICON!

(I'm easily amused)

25.12.2023 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good luck πŸ’•

17.12.2023 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On bourbon, on vodka, on scotch,β€…and on gin
Take me back, let the North Pole dancing begin
It's my party I'll be naughty get more lit than a tree
Put that elf on a shelf and Merry Christmas to me

17.12.2023 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
drawing of me looking down with text: "when i think about how many rich people commit the worst atrocities imaginable, and then die before seeing any consequences at all.."

drawing of me looking down with text: "when i think about how many rich people commit the worst atrocities imaginable, and then die before seeing any consequences at all.."

me looking down over fire, with text: "i understand why people believe in Hell."

me looking down over fire, with text: "i understand why people believe in Hell."

this comic feels relevant again

30.11.2023 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch

30.11.2023 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4932    πŸ” 1643    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 20
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Clearing Landmines & Making Land Safe In Cambodia Landmines have had a devastating impact on the people of Cambodia. Find out how HALO is helping to make land safe so families can rebuild their lives.

If you would like to do a small thing to help undo the mark that Henry Kissinger left on the world, I recommend a donation to the HALO Trust, which was working to de-mine Cambodia when I visited in 2002. The work continues today, and will for years to come. www.halousa.org/where-we-wor...

30.11.2023 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 853    πŸ” 683    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 11
β€œmission accomplished” grim reaper on an aircraft carrier

β€œmission accomplished” grim reaper on an aircraft carrier

30.11.2023 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy bday also inshallah!

30.11.2023 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the devil called his greatest pupil home

30.11.2023 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2230    πŸ” 349    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 7

Is it possible to fly a flag at twice-staff?

30.11.2023 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5374    πŸ” 1392    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 39

Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner

30.11.2023 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 9393    πŸ” 2985    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 25

Well

30.11.2023 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Henry Kissinger, War Criminal Beloved by America’s Ruling Class, Finally Dies Henry Kissinger has died at age 100, his consulting firm said in a statement on Wednesday.

This headline goes so hard πŸ˜‚

30.11.2023 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
grim reaper 4 panel meme comic

panel 1 the reaper tells henry kissinger "it is time to go"

panel 2 kissinger asks "was i a good person?"

panel 3 grim reaper says "no"

panel 4 grim reaper says "I'm told you were pretty much the worst person in all of history"

grim reaper 4 panel meme comic panel 1 the reaper tells henry kissinger "it is time to go" panel 2 kissinger asks "was i a good person?" panel 3 grim reaper says "no" panel 4 grim reaper says "I'm told you were pretty much the worst person in all of history"

rest in piss bozo

30.11.2023 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 599    πŸ” 116    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Ding motherfucking dong bitch

30.11.2023 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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