MechMischief

I just want a house with a spiral staircase

Illustration of the Pokémon (from left) Pombon, Browt, Gecqua drawn in the style of Ed, Eddy, and 'Double D' respectively from the cartoon Ed, Eddy n Eddy. credit: Mythallica

lore accurate

was looking for my phone for half an hour before I decided to make some tea to refocus

I saw it on top of my (black) moving tote while filling the kettle 😅🫖

if i had a plastic lavender plant i would probably still find a way to unintentionally kill it

SpongeBob SquarePants meme quoting Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Top: SpongeBob sitting in a chair looking sickly with a glazed stare. Caption reads "Why should I welcome you... Gandalf.. Stromcrow?" Bottom: Patrick Star squinting suspiciously while leaning close and wrapping his arms around SpongeBob. Caption reads "A just question, my liege"

peak

lord give me the strength to dig through the ditches, courage to burn through the witches, and wisdom to slam in the back of my Dragula, amen

basically yes 😆

Azura the cat curled up on a bed so tightly her cuteness has coalesced into a mass so dense it defies known laws of physics.

black hole of cuteness, just sucks in all my love and affection. I can't escape 🥰 #blackcatsrule

Pokémon 30th Anniversary logo featuring Absol. Caption reads "Pokémon: Since 1996"

Pokémon 30th Anniversary logo featuring Ninetales. Caption reads "Pokémon: Since 1996"

First punk band I really loved. I love that dude still tours with them to perform

Picture of muffins in a tin and my hand holding one like a cigarette because I'm just too much.

first you're just ranking your favorite muffins (a 'muffin mountain') and soon you're up baking a little something to take the edge off

self-insert fanfic where I'm invited to live in the Shire after introducing Hobbits to sweet iced tea

Face reveal. Wrong answers only.

Picture of the new Nissan Stadium under construction behind a defunct Shoney's sign

new Shoney's in Nashville gonna be lit!

Of Mice and Shitposters

Picture of a black cat nuzzling a raccoon.

me and Azura #blackcatsrule

why do we fall playboy

it's darkest before the dawn playboy

Two cans of Dragon Ball Z themed energy drinks: "Flying Nimbus" and "Power Boost"

boy breakfast or whatever

Tina Belcher from Bob's Burgers absolutely crushing a (cold) pot of coffee. Caption reads "It's been a long week. (it's Wednesday)"

uuuhhhhhhh

James "Jim" Heath with The Reverend Horton Heat playing guitar on stage

James "Jimbo" Wallace with The Reverend Horton Heat playing upright bass on stage

Jim Heath playing guitar while standing on an upright bass played by Jimbo Wallace

Yours truly standing next to the good Reverend (Jim Heath)

The Reverend Horton Heat came to Nashville to spread the good word of Psychobilly

and I even got to meet the good Reverend himself 🤩

Azura the cat playing with a charging cable

Azura the cat clinging to a charging cable

I have the cutest IT support #caturday #blackcatsrule

SpongeBob and Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants eating ice cream. Caption reads: "Study" "25% of SpongeBob viewers are adults with no children" "COVEREDGEEKLY // TV"

😎

tracking the correlation between how awkwardly Im sitting and how bored I currently am

Scene from the Yu-Gi-Oh anime. A Harpie Lady is holding the leash of a Harpie's Pet Dragon

this could be us

Edd from the cartoon Ed Edd n Eddy writing teary eyed

me working on my drafts

Post a banger that isn't in English
youtu.be/zFpm2VgiK1Y

greatest super bowl and halftime ever. that sht was punk af

That's why I only do fake ones 😅

I need a date for valentines day
time to go to the game store and stand looking confused in the Gundam models section