Lucas

turns out it's man

turns out it's man

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Peaky Blinders no posting that you can go to jail over no fucking posting that you can go to jail over

I didn't make this, but it needs a reposting.

Screenshots of a video of a Korean lady carrying a crate of bottles, carefully selecting one and then chasing a dude out the door and down the street with it like she’s gonna beat his ass.

The horrors continue but also a new reaction image from a tiktok video just dropped

And no particular place for either of us to be! I got to have two beers and eat Korean food and chill. 😊

My kid, eight years old, at the pub, reading a battered Big Nate book, next to a schooner glass of sprite, and a giant basket of shoestring fries.

I would like to put forth a particular version of heaven: a big sprite, a second hand book, and a basket of pub chips as big as your face.

Damn right, see also Lip Gloss over Sad But True

We must keep our heart three stacks, and play our part

The nice thing about having a Fiio Echo mini mp3 player is that it can’t judge me for how many times i have to play “Feed The Animals” by Girl Talk to get through my day

A graphite sketch of the X-Men characters Rogue and Gambit. Rogue is holding Gambit in a bridal carry while flying, and they're gazing into one another's eyes in a moonstruck way.

Supporter sketch request reward! This person asked for JoJo's Choice, and I felt like drawing something roma-a-a-a-antic for February, so here's a sketch of Rogue and Gambit! <3

A graphite sketch of Delia Deetz holding a can of spray paint, and captioned with the line, "If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane and I will take you down with me!"

Supporter sketch request! I was asked to draw Catherine O'Hara in my favorite of her roles. I decided that I had to draw Delia Deetz, from "Beetlejuice", because I've long held that this is one of the most personally relatable characters in all of fiction.

A graphite sketch of a little fantasy creature feeding a tall stack of coins into a jukebox. The gremlin has big ears, a long tail ending in a tuft, and a big toothy grin, and it's dressed in greaser fashion with a leather jacket, denim jeans, slick-backed hairstyle, and a cigarette tucked behind one ear.

Supporter sketch request! This person asked me to draw such a thing as a jukebox gremlin, a little creature who is responsible for getting songs stuck in your head!

A graphite sketch of Miss Piggy and Sabrina Carpenter standing next to one another in matching poses with arms akimbo and wearing matching sparkly dresses, pearls, and feather boas.

Supporter sketch request reward! This person asked for a sketch of anything from the new Muppet Show revival special with very special guest star Sabrina Carpenter. Well, I liked the special and I thought that every moment with Miss Carpenter was absolutely perfect. ^_^

A picture of a young John Candy with the caption “[Dave Thomas] This is a lovable guy.”

Help, I am watching the John Candy doco and I know it’s gonna mess me up. There’s a bit where he’s being interviewed by a lady who keeps asking if he would be happier if he wasn’t fat & you see the question hurt him & I want to jump through the screen & tell her to fuck off.

The cheapest raisin bread, toasted, with bargain basement spreadable butter. God tier.

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My name, Lucas, written in cursive in pencil

The words “Chances are good.” written in cursive in pencil.

The words “an understandable misunderstanding” written in cursive in pencil.

The words “Amber lamps” written in cursive in pencil.

I bought a spiral notepad that turned out to be a sketchpad so textured that even my most heavy-inking fountain pens struggle to maintain a line. Then it hit me: do you know what I have lots of, but barely use? Pencils.

Hell yeah fuck yeah

HELL YEAH JOJOSMAS

and see, I feel like that means you’re ready

I am for sure not, but maybe you are

How long until you get a jacket with a pill on the back or perhaps some sort of futuristic cafe racer bike

An old-fashioned record set with a lady on a swing on the cover with a whimsical font that reads “up up & away with the happy hits of today”

An old-fashioned record set whose cover reads “popular music that will live forever” which vertically tiled photos of brass bands, and happy people singing

Tired: So Fresh, Big Shiny Tunes, Hottest 100, Now That’s What I Call Music
Wired:

I thought I was making a pact with a patron, but it turns out I made one with Patreon and now I'm a warelock

watching Dazed and Confused, brings me no joy to note we're now at 2009 on the When Would This Be Set If You Made It Now-O-Meter, meaning the characters would all be younger than me, probably including McConaughey

No I think you will find I am categorically saying that people better not do a the game to me

I would be so annoying in an escape room, because I would be like “welp, there’s no way to figure out this riddle, better take the door off at the hinges.”

I want the Gogglebox version of the Game, where I’m on my couch with some popcorn and beers, watching someone ELSE go through The Game

Which I guess is just watching the movie The Game

I hadn’t had my second coffee yet so i was halfway through typing “the game dog skull” into a work computer before I went “ohhhhh it’s a salute of the jugger thing”

Well, wake his ass up! Uh, I mean, no. Don’t. Don’t do a The Game to me.

Just getting ahead of things in the lead up to my 44th birthday, I just want it known that you guys are not allowed to do The Game to me

Oh my god, you guys better not do a The Game to me

I would be so mad if you guys did a The Game to me