Jacob Rubin

Good lord

What was the fist fight almost about?

Kristi Noem's political career is happily reunited with her dog

Starting to think they're not going to release the Sega Exodus

How come “How are you going to pay for it?” is never asked about endless war?

Omg. I didn’t see everything happening in this pic until I read the alt text. It’s incredible.

BROWT

The reason you can’t give a single inch on anything be it trans rights or dignity for unhoused people is that they, democrats and republicans alike, will take it and say thanks what else is in your pockets? They won’t say thanks actually.

"Yes I love watching esports" - a Spanish guy who loves watching sports

They should invent a signal you can put on your car that lets you warn the other drivers that you are intending to turn. Maybe it could also tell them the direction? That might be too hard.

A multicolor block tower

Guardians of the Galaxy: Mission Breakout at Disney's California Adventure

Built a block tower with my toddler and realized it reminded me of something.

photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

Driving a pickup loaded with kegs to all 175 embassies in DC speedrun

Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

The good news is my 19-month-old son can say "baby" on command.
The better news is he inexplicably says it with a French accent.

My favorite exchange on Twitter in the history of the site

I've seen a few dozen of those ChatGPT-created caricatures and each one of them is in a tie for the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

Oh okay so a steam deck isn't a fancy fog machine

this looks like the headshot you would use if you were trying to do this as an Onion bit

What it's like when I look at the baby monitor and my kid has blocked the camera with one of his stuffed animals

pizzagate and qanon were not onto something, they were orchestrated by pedophiles to make accusing people of pedophilia make you look insane so that they could continue doing pedophile shit. fucking christ

The thing about Catherine O'Hara is everyone has a favorite performance of hers and everyone's is different and everyone is right.

Both of Good and Pretti's killers were extensively trained. One was even a trainer! This is what they are trained to do! These steps could have been something months ago but it's too late. ABOLISH. IT'S THE POPULAR AND RIGHT THING TO DO.

The first one will change nothing.
The second one will be ignored.
The third one is the most absurd! We know who killed Good and Pretti and NOTHING HAS HAPPENED.

A-BOL-ISH!! This is the moderate, politically popular stance!!

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EXACTLYYYYY!!!

Personally I'm okay with milk and gas being more expensive if it means the government isn't murdering people they don't like in the street

Once again, immigration is not even a problem. Immigrants are not more criminal, they don't cost jobs, they don't harm the economy. There is no reason for any of this. It is hurting ourselves to hurt them.