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10.03.2026 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know she recently used AI to draw goats instead of referencing the countless goats she’s drawn before.

10.03.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s useful and fun, but that seems expensive. Is there a community center or Y that has classes?

05.03.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

once more with feeling for the people who are wise enough to stay off socials on the weekends

02.03.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the stores in my neighborhood just sparsely stocks one of those little, perpetually leaning, cardboard shelf displays with random Jew-ish candles and kosher items. I don't know why they don't just keep it all in the small kosher section instead of pretending to know about the holidays.

28.02.2026 10:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Scouting America (BSA) has allowed all genders to join for like six years …

27.02.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He can only dream of having a tenth of her intelligence and talent.

27.02.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He was probably too much of a wimp to get anything bigger. I see it's Norse (and Celtic?), which is certainly a choice for a Nazi. It's also just a shit tattoo all around.

27.02.2026 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed

27.02.2026 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought about posting that Tyra Banks bagel video that's recirculating with a joke about how it feels antisemitic, but everyone is suffering enough right now.

26.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck Gavin Newsom

26.02.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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26.02.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

This is Lynchian.

26.02.2026 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m writing an article about the unseen labor it takes to become a successful online adult content creator, and would love to hear from more #spicysky #nsfwsky workers: What’s the hardest or most time-consuming part of your job? What do you wish customers understood about the work you do?

24.02.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 395    πŸ” 130    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 14
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Metropolitan Learning Center Will No Longer Offer Its High School Program Parents say the decision, which PPS attributes to low enrollment, came with no community engagement. And students are pushing back.

Students have started a petition. Sign here: www.change.org/p/keep-mlc-s...

24.02.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you have a goofy name you should be required to be a goofy guy.

22.02.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I rewatched all of Alias a few years ago and enjoyed it despite the Rambaldi slog. I haven't seen Covert Affairs.

21.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have an appointment this morning. I'm glad I actually got up early for once because the first thing I had to do was fix my toilet.

20.02.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think they've done multiple blackface episodes, but only one with babies?

17.02.2026 08:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This ANTM docuseries should have at least twice as many episodes.

17.02.2026 08:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best sports movie

www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7co...

16.02.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The smell of tennis balls always reminds me of my grandparent's garage because they hung them from the ceiling as parking aids.

16.02.2026 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are so many ingenious prison inventions.

16.02.2026 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Troop 6000

It’s once again Girl Scout cookie season so it’s time for me remind everyone to please consider buying from NYC’s Girl Scout Troop 6000, which is entirely made up of girls living in NYC homeless shelters πŸ™β€οΈ

14.02.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1720    πŸ” 921    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 32

bummer

14.02.2026 07:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can tell this nazi kid has been doing shit like this all year. People are exhausted by him.

14.02.2026 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Members of the Swarovski family were early, active and enthusiastic champions of Nazism, and at least six of its members maintained membership in the illegal party prior to Austria's annexation to Nazi Germany on 12 March 1938.!23] Three weeks earlier, 500 marchers in the Tyrolean town of Wattens held a torchlight procession that ended with chants of "Sieg Heil" and "Heil Hitler". The majority of the participants, police determined, were Swarovski plant employees, among them Swarovski family heirs Alfred, Wilhelm and Friedrich. 124]

Members of the Swarovski family were early, active and enthusiastic champions of Nazism, and at least six of its members maintained membership in the illegal party prior to Austria's annexation to Nazi Germany on 12 March 1938.!23] Three weeks earlier, 500 marchers in the Tyrolean town of Wattens held a torchlight procession that ended with chants of "Sieg Heil" and "Heil Hitler". The majority of the participants, police determined, were Swarovski plant employees, among them Swarovski family heirs Alfred, Wilhelm and Friedrich. 124]

In its report to the state police on 14 February 1947, the Innsbruck district administrator called company head Alfred Swarovski "an enthusiastic member of the NSDAP." [25] Alfred Swarovski praised Hitler at business gatherings and took actions as a regional business leader to ensure that "Tyrolean industry could be integrated as smoothly as possible into the enormous gears of the economy of Greater Germany and into the National Socialist economic order." He sent
"grateful loyalty greetings" to Adolf Hitler on his 49th birthday and arranged a donation of 100,000 shillings for Hitler to establish a holiday home in Tyrol.!26]

In its report to the state police on 14 February 1947, the Innsbruck district administrator called company head Alfred Swarovski "an enthusiastic member of the NSDAP." [25] Alfred Swarovski praised Hitler at business gatherings and took actions as a regional business leader to ensure that "Tyrolean industry could be integrated as smoothly as possible into the enormous gears of the economy of Greater Germany and into the National Socialist economic order." He sent "grateful loyalty greetings" to Adolf Hitler on his 49th birthday and arranged a donation of 100,000 shillings for Hitler to establish a holiday home in Tyrol.!26]

In 1994, historian Horst Schreiber wrote about Swarovski's past but was not granted access to company archives. (27]
The contemporary Swarovski company commissioned historian Dieter Stiefel as "a step towards dealing with our history in a serious and very pro-active manner," board spokesman Markus Langes-Swarovski said in
2018; however, the study was not published because, Langes-Swarovski said, "Swarovski is a company that generally tries to keep the owners' personal stories largely out of the public eye because it does nothing for the business." (28]

In 1994, historian Horst Schreiber wrote about Swarovski's past but was not granted access to company archives. (27] The contemporary Swarovski company commissioned historian Dieter Stiefel as "a step towards dealing with our history in a serious and very pro-active manner," board spokesman Markus Langes-Swarovski said in 2018; however, the study was not published because, Langes-Swarovski said, "Swarovski is a company that generally tries to keep the owners' personal stories largely out of the public eye because it does nothing for the business." (28]

Everyone’s talking about Swarovski right now so let’s take a second and dive into the fact that they were NAZI Nazis. Like full-on Seig Heil, prosecuted after the war level Nazis and the modern company has done everything they can to hide all their archives and prevent anyone accessing them.

14.02.2026 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1837    πŸ” 706    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 65

I suspect that isn't uncommon.

14.02.2026 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
On a pink background with hearts and shapes, blue lettering "Let's Grow Multnomah County!" Below is the friends of preschool for all logo.

On a pink background with hearts and shapes, blue lettering "Let's Grow Multnomah County!" Below is the friends of preschool for all logo.

✨Free preschool is a proven silver bullet to build the local economy, but Multnomah County Commissioners still need a push to bring Preschool For All to full universality.

✍️ Sign to support! ‡️

13.02.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

:(

11.02.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0