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For Sale: Cards Against Humanity, Never Opened

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"

Ferbruary #oldknees

You're double featuring?!?

A stalwart supporter of trans journalism, Clair Baker has contributed $50.

THANKS, CLAIR! <3!!!

Manga panels of Ace Attorney Panel 1: Phoenix saying "Your Honor! Did you hear what the witness just said?" Panel 2: The Judge saying, "Indeed and?"

A still from the Ace Attorney movie where Phoenix is saying, "It was before midnight that he heard the gunshot!"

A still from the Ace Attorney Anime and Phoenix is quoted saying, "In other words, it wasn't Christmas yet!"

A still from the Ace Attorney video game where Phoenix says the iconic line, "'Almost Christmas' Means it wasn't Christmas!"

God's bravest soldier (me) having to face her strongest battles (putting everything she owns into boxes).

Am late, but Baten Kaitos, was my first 'traditional' (albeit nontraditional) JRPG since I was a Nintendo family growing up. The story captured me and I was so emotionally invested all the way through. Though coming back as an adult to properly engage with the battle system, it still is amazing.

A coordinated campaign to drive trans people out of public life Parker Molloy on the latest Oklahoma anti-trans work

I've got a piece up today at @lukeoneil47.bsky.social's Welcome to Hell World. Check it out: www.welcometohellworld.com/a-coordinate...

NYT Magazine headline “‘I'm on Fire': Testosterone Is Giving Women Back Their Sex Drive - and Then Some There is no F.D.A.-approved testosterone product for women. Insurance won't cover it. Many doctors won't prescribe it. It's become a cultural phenomenon.”

when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”

when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:

here’s the notes app speech we would have given ✊

Thank You To Young Me

I used to catch myself being upset at little me for not doing much in regards to who we are, but as I age I realise that we were not in the environment to be able to do so so I thank them for being able to push through regardless

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

on that progesterone-induced autism spectrum

A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A guy looks in on a lady who's crying and says, "Hey, is everything okay?" She replies, "It's just... the Bone Farmer... he died." Panel 2: He: "He was that thing that would break into people's homes and steal their skeletons while they slept, right?" She: "So sad." Panel 3: They are looking at a picture of what I would describe as an interdimensional monster with way too many eyes and teeth. And a bowtie. She: "I mean obviously: IDEOLOGICALLY I didn't agree with him. With regards to skeleton ownership. But his smart li'l bowtie!" He: "You have to admire his tenacity for a cause he BELIEVED IN!" Panel 4: A man in a gigantic glass jar whose body appears to be pretty much just a shapeless lump resting on the bottom of it, obviously missing a skeleton: "Gonna have to disagree with you folks here." The first guy: "Too SOON, Geoff!"

This Mattie Lubchansky comic seems topical again.

It's that time of year again.

Without downloading new images, where are you at mentally?

If getting tattoos are the dark souls of body mods then what's bottom surgery?

PC-98 games be like:

This was a great listen, and there's a nice lesson in the end, reminding me to reach out to folks and ask them to take a walk in the woods sometime.

a real post from Mark Cuban the dipshit cunt that says "Want to use rich people like me to your advantage? Incest"

what did he mean by this

James Bond a View to a Kill (2025) - I brought a bunch of transfems in a room in order to give them two letters of recommendation, two years of hrt, so we can cheat at women's sports. and the best part? We're going to make sure they feel like they don't belong.

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

WE DO NOT MAKE FUN OF SKA HERE

THERE IS AN 80% CHANCE THE SKA BOY AT YOUR SCHOOL IS NOW A BEAUTIFUL LADY

goombella from paper mario the thousand year door, book in "hand" tattling on your ass

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok"

yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch

Benefit of the doubt here and maybe they just mean chorizo sausage white gravy that turns red due to the chorizo. But then why not just say Biscuits and Chorizo Sausage Gravy?!?!

FWIW, though you've probably heard this a lot, it benefits getting hair removal started if you haven't yet. But otherwise, before you know it will you'll be going under anesthesia and it'll all seem like it was such a short time! Hang in there!