Derek Nason

Unless your thing is that you ride planes like they’re rollercoasters.

US contractors in Kuwait decry meager bunkers and pay cuts amid Iran war: ‘We’re treated as expendable’ Employees say they have heard little from major defense contractor V2X Inc about safety and evacuation protocols

U.S. CONTRACTORS IN KUWAIT REPORT SAFETY CONCERNS: U.S. civilian contractors working on military bases in Kuwait say they lack adequate shelters, and clear safety/evacuation protocols amid Iranian missile attacks in the region.

Bane: “Gotham—take back your city.” *shits massive quantities of diarrhea into his diaper*

Random Gothamer [whispering]: “That’s why he wears the mask.”

“Iranian people: stay in your homes. Also, get out and seize your government. Also, your internet is cut off so it’s not like you can hear me saying any of this anyways.”

a man with a flower in his hair is sitting next to a woman holding a beer . ALT: a man with a flower in his hair is sitting next to a woman holding a beer .

But when u finally show up with the new printer it’s like

It is great that Musk finally cut Starlink access for Russian forces, but you have to wonder why it took so long.

He claimed it was not easy to do, yet it was quickly solved with a simple whitelist.

It makes you ask the obvious question: did he want to help Russia?

BBC how do you explain airing a racial slur when the broadcast was on a 2-hour delay?

Just curious.

“…residents are bracing for a beagle and a half of snow…”

The weather’s actually perfect for it.

If anyone else in Canada wants to join me, I think I’m gonna dance and pretend to punch brick walls until I cry and then look up into the sky with renewed sense of determination like Billy Elliot.

A question for every town that still has a Target: how do you not shoplift them into non-existence? They’ve called themselves Target. And they’re just sitting there. Mocking you. Have some respect for yourself.

“I hate Saint John. We don’t even have a [insert retail brand].”

Pro tip: One of the keys to loving Saint John is learning to love the fact that retail giants fear us bc every time they open something here, we may just shoplift them into non-existence. Or we might not. Only one way to find out🤷‍♂️

“May I interest you in some encyclopedia samples from my portmanteau?”

Luckily I found a website with a bunch of podiums on sale.

It’s fine we’re not owning the podium. We owned the podium in 2010. Someone else should own the podium. Plenty a podium to own.

It’s Friday so I’m celebrating

Where did you read this?

Maptop or Laplock?

I’ll have it forever

My old laptop is stuffed to the gills w/ eps of Columbo. It’s my Columbo Laptop.

Leanderson Paulino should be arrested.

Investigation: Brazilian recruit’s death in Ukraine points to abuse, torture in foreign fighter unit A 28-year-old Brazilian recruit died after a brutal punishment handed out in a unit that regularly used discipline practices described as "torture" by those who both witnessed and suffered them, a Kyi...

A 28-year-old Brazilian recruit died after a brutal punishment handed out in a unit that regularly used discipline practices described as "torture" by those who both witnessed and suffered them, a Kyiv Independent investigation can reveal

kyivindependent.com/investigatio...

Bad Guy: 1.
Denzel: 2!
BG: 3!
Denzel: 4!!!
BG: FIIIIIIVE!!!!
Denzel [smiling]: okay, okay, okay…six. Period.

-The Equalizer (2014)

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

This event is insane

That’s where Eddy Adams was from

screenshot of a website for the Olympic Shop selling a t-shirt commemorating the 1936 Olympics. At the top is information about the shop and below is a t-shirt with images from Berlin 1936 on it. To the right there are sizes for the t-shirt and a tab to click to add to cart.

The IOC has banned the courageous & principled Ukrainian Olympian Vladyslav Heraskevych for his “helmet of memory” commemorating Ukraine’s war dead.

Meanwhile the IOC is selling a $42 "Heritage T-shirt" commemorating the 1936 Olympics, known as the Nazi Games. shop3.olympics.com/en/olympic-g...

Cut off a small one. Might tide it over for a bit