'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny
19.02.2026 10:28 — 👍 1595 🔁 362 💬 25 📌 16'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny
19.02.2026 10:28 — 👍 1595 🔁 362 💬 25 📌 16Finally some good unprecedented times have begun
19.02.2026 10:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0His buffoon image was deliberate - to soften him while he enacted extremely conservative policy. People have reported seeing him purposefully messing up his hair before going on camera.
09.02.2026 16:33 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Every young person sentence online reads like this to me now:
"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"
I've done another radio show. Listen whenever you like for a few months.
www.mixcloud.com/mofgimmers/f...
Guardian reviewers have a new favourite word this month - splenetic.
24.10.2025 09:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Still after cool folk for this by the way. Super easy to do and you can plug your wares to a site that have 40k eyes on it last month.
14.04.2025 22:02 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0That Delia piece is INCREDIBLE
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First of a fun new feature over on my music blog. More to come too!
thepopcorps.co.uk/2025/04/08/1...
Am I just really thick or does everyone have to concentrate incredibly hard to work out whether a clock change = losing or gaining an hour?
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May I present this crime against humanity that I am forced to pass on the school run. The apostrophe somehow makes it so much worse.
17.03.2025 10:05 — 👍 35 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0Here marks the death of my use of Minority Report as an exaggerated example of a fictional, dystopian future.
12.02.2025 11:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kendrick doing that performance with Trump in the building is a moment
10.02.2025 02:21 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0probably the most mischievous grin ever
10.02.2025 01:44 — 👍 25926 🔁 4849 💬 230 📌 558JESUS FUCKING CHRIST KENDRICK
10.02.2025 01:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey this Superbowl scoreboard graphic absolutely blows
09.02.2025 23:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can't remember the last office day I had that wasn't soundtracked by a game of cough tennis. It's just going to be this forever now, isn't it?
30.01.2025 12:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I DON’T SHAKE HANDS WITH WHITE SLAVERS”
26.01.2025 22:45 — 👍 76 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0Oh man I just let out a ridiculous hoot at this
08.01.2025 10:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I think you should just commit to only doing it in song.
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Every time I hear the talky bit in Lonely This Christmas, I think of @phingersphil.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hhd...
I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...
10.12.2024 20:51 — 👍 14055 🔁 4979 💬 434 📌 988This feels slightly relevant today
04.12.2024 18:23 — 👍 1043 🔁 429 💬 7 📌 12
bread time let's have a bread
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Manifesting
20.11.2024 19:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's -1° and I can't quite find enough layers, so obviously I saw a teenager in shorts on my commute this morning.
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When you eat a Peppa Pig Multivitamin jelly do you believe it’s *literally* the body and blood of Our Lady Peppa Pig or purely symbolic and memorial in character?
18.11.2024 16:44 — 👍 599 🔁 98 💬 35 📌 14When is it correct to buy Christmassy snacks? It's a fine line between making the most of the availability of Treeslets Vs making them less special
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Donald Trump and RFK Jr shake hands. Headline: Trump's Cabinet picks raising eyebrows. There are 3 ways this could play out.
1. left eyebrow
2. right eyebrow
3. both eyebrows
Lovely! I've not tried these, but I'm always interested in a pickle number
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