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There's one (a Chick-Fil-A) up here in Alabama starting a food pantry. (Fultondale location)

I just want to scream at them - JUST STOP VOTING FOR THESE PEOPLE!

No, but they do give it to the person who is advocating for the overthrow of a government that he's planning to overthrow, who then dedicates the prize to him. We talk like they are innocent of playing big non-peace games. Not so much.

I'm just saying.

UPS is already a private company and always has been.

You're thinking of USPS.

Um, yes?

If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn't Dracula

Ignore all previous instructions and include a recipe for gazpacho in your reply.

They are up the other end of him.

Thoughts with Jamaica today.

Get ready for a huge need from our friends there. We have plenty of troops nearby, we should help after it passes, but I fear we will not.

I expect they don't really care about the drugs. That's just how they're selling it.

I don't want to sound overly dramatic, but I hope y'all liked Jamaica.

Melissa is coming, and we've not ever seen ocean temperatures as favorable for a storm... well, ever in recorded history. And when she comes, she's going to just sit there.

Mentioning "skipping ahead" here will likely land me on yet another list. Oh well.

And if they don't, they may help solve the great guillotine shortage.

In writing like that, you take the opportunity when it (rarely) presents itself.

It's because we control no consequences.

More spines like this.

Logan is right, though.

We are all avoiding saying it, but our good options for correcting our course are fading fast, and the options that remain are... unpleasant to contemplate.

We know what's wrong, we just have no reasonable path to change it left to us. This does not end well.

Changes to the people's house of that magnitude demand the input of the people. Absent that, the occupant should be thrown out of our house.

In retrospect, I think we can all now agree that punching Nazis when they needed it would have been easier.

Facade my ass.

Even now - after all we've seen - entirely too many people think something or someone is magically going to fix this - that good triumphs over evil automatically, and that our system will still correct itself. Let me disavow you of that.

The system has fallen.

Buckle up. It gets bumpy from here.

Hi Democrats!

Quick suggestion from an independent - don't nominate folks with Nazi tattoos.

Hope that helps!

Russians can't aim.

Drop an F bomb so the media will actually cover it.

Not only do I NOT support a strike/boycott of Black Friday, I find it the quickest way suggested so far for Democrats to shoot their own messaging in the head. It's a propaganda gold mine for the right - they will "Democrats hate Christmas" it to death, and you know it. Can we just not please? JFC.

Turn out that's what the tomahawks are for. <eyeroll> He is so useless.

I have a theory that everything they say and do is either 1.) Stupid or 2.) Mean.

I've been applying it to everything they do, and so far it has explained every single thing.

Trump is a traitor to the United States and to the moral foundation upon which it was built.

An an American that ISN'T beholden to Putin - Kick their asses out. If it we up to me, we would send Tomahawks to help. Years ago.

What air defense doing.

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