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I think it mostly comes down to them being intentionally super spread out. Iran can't do precision strike, just launch a bunch of ballistic missiles with CEPs of like 300 meters at best, so if you make sure your base is mostly empty space it's unlikely they'll hit anything important

You're an Iranian intel officer. You've spent months perfecting a PDF that invisibly executes a keylogger on a low-level but highly cleared asset's private machine, which they're not supposed to be using for government work. Pete Hegseth adds you to a chat with the joint chiefs called BRUNCH BITCHES

I think the real answer is that US bases are sort of designed to survive conventional bombardment

For those not aware, yellow = Top Secret

Oh I didn't even notice that

Many, many governments the world over have wanted the Iranian regime gone for a very long time. It's not just the US and Israel.

Yeah, we're not going to get the same international response over this as we would have gotten had Trump (say) invaded Greenland. Hell, Carney has already said he supports it

Is this from Heavy Metal? I don't remember this part, but the animation looks like it

Nah, I've thought he should be hanged for a while

We may all one day be bombed for the same reason. All the more reason to do whatever you can to get rid of our shitty government

It's illegal if we want it to be and I want it to be

Okay I feel like this is going to come up a lot in the next 24 hours so let's just clear this up:

Ayatollah Khameini, the Iranian supreme leader allegedly killed today, is/was *not* the same person as Ayatollah Khomeini, the supreme leader who came to power in the 1979 revolution.

I refuse to share a country with people like this anymore, and I'm also unwilling to give away any sovereign territory, and that really only leaves us with one solution

Hang him

What makes Trump such a unique horror is that he’s the worst possible person to deal with any circumstance. He has no concept of interests outside his own insatiable appetites. He can’t deal with any problem lobbed his way. Creates countless new crises. And considers himself unconstrained by law.

Stay safe

Hey F-14s are better than Vietnam surplus

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

TIL the birth sex ratio is not exactly 1

But your business card says NO WAR WITH IRAN

Ah, they got this all screwed up

98% of you have been (in most cases) unknowingly promoting Kantianism your entire adult lives

It's a little late to teach Americans consequentialism unfortunately

Do Democrats seek power? Could have fooled me

This is a point in favor of the "throw shit against the wall and see what sticks" theory of politics, by the way. I think they are idiots for not immediately seeing the value, but their poor judgment would matter much less if they just tried shit

He'll try anything once to see how it lands, which is honestly an underrated quality

Yeah, the takeaway here should definitely not be that Ro Khanna is one of the people with political sense, lol.

Nobody. And yet it is still only airstrikes. These guys are just dumb as fuck