Siege!~

GO YOU!!!

boobies

it’s a sexually explicit kind of love affair ♥️

my 150k Twitter is a “work account” now so feel free to suggest tweets. if you think something has the potential to go viral but no reach I’ll gladly take it

I’ll tweet anything but if it doesn’t pick up after 2 hours I usually delete it. It’s a fun easy way to test audience temperament etc

A quirky art installation called Maslow's Hierarchy of Beads.

It has been very strange to feel like I am simultaneously both just some random nobody while also seeming to understand the situation we (the common folk) are in better than (what feels like) 90% of people

Hopefully that doesnt sound like im sniffing my own farts too much LMAO

I've spent years waiting for my sociopolitical beliefs to become socially acceptable, it'd be stupid to make fun of people now of all times

it's a pretty similar case to dating apps: if you actually found true love, you wouldn't need them anymore, so they try to make sure that doesn't actually happen

Nowak maintained a close personal and financial relationship with convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. 35. In response to the revelations of Epstein's support of Nowak and his lab (the Program for Evolutionary Dynamics), Nowak was suspended from supervising undergraduate research for two years, and the institute was permanently closed. 36][37! Harvard's review, leading to the suspension, uncovered that Epstein had maintained access to a personal office in Nowak's lab for 9 years, even after his conviction for sex crimes, and used the office over 40 times, "typically accompanied by young women serving as his assistants". 38! In 2023, Harvard lifted the sanctions against Nowak, and he remains on the faculty, jointly appointed in the Department of Mathematics and the Department of Organismic and Evolutionary Biology.

This Harvard professor who kept a PRIVATE OFFICE for Epstein ON CAMPUS — which Epstein used over 40 times, probably to prey on college girls —

STILL

HAS

JOB

AT

HARVARD

ppurple is pleassure...

hhghhfgf...n--no, g--g-gotta...resist...

hhggfgf, good puppies obey >///////<

hgfff >///////<

drop to my knees with my tongue out

I think if this was a gif it would hypnotize anyone who sees it instantly

Kari face fulla freckles

here is a rare cute photo of my stupid face, love you

HAH EAT SHIT YOU GOOBER (I am only saying this because it seems pretty clear that he's ok)

Kari booty

a Kari cut from marble

been liftin heavy lately ✨

common Karlos W

If anyone wants to take me to the superbowl I won’t put out but I’m very funny and charming and will impress anyone you put me in front of, which I think is a killer deal.

more like c--you know what, no I'm more mature than that.

Upscrolled just hit #2 on the App Store for social apps. Highly recommend grabbing your username at least. It’s made by a Palestinian guy and the reason it’s so popular is because TikTok is censoring Alex Pretti content. Good stuff :)

if you're negative I don't wanna be positive

hopefully this is a safe space to bring up the breakdown I had from having to use a different baking sheet for the first time

(but what if the different metal fucks up the cooking!!111)

he proly needs one tbh

I know OF girls with more rigorous work schedules than any sitting US democrat

Mistress Calia is the prettiest and the coolest and the nicest and woweeiest (compliment)

is "be nice to me" some sort of baked good? I've never heard of it

it really is hard work trying to come up with 2 "funny" responses to everything you tweet

I'm actually more of a pancake guy