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Michael Bennett

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πŸ™ Husband and dad πŸ€ Unflinching Blazers and Ducks fan, lucky Chiefs fan πŸ“ Come for bad takes, stay for Beagle pics πŸ’Ό Marketing & Comms for faith community

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Well well well... If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.

24.09.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Taylor Kitsch in American Primeval was truly a fantastic thing.

23.09.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which is one of the reasons, among many, including that it is a new testament fallacy, that I don't believe the Rapture in the way the Enlightenment has made us think about it.

23.09.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache sits on a yellow swing Alt: A man with a mustache sits on a yellow swing, then a dinner plate, and then a yard. He's alone. Waiting. And waiting. And waiting. He's sad that all his friends and family have been raptured, but he's still on earth.

Rapture Day feels

23.09.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 194    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4

It's disheartening that there is a large segment of the population that will accept his claim that prices of virtually all consumer goods and housing are declining when they actually experience the polar opposite.

23.09.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody panic. Stay calm.

23.09.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can somebody help me out? What are groceries? Never heard of them before.

31.08.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The United States never has enough money to keep people alive at home but always has enough money to kill people overseas.

22.06.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 32000    πŸ” 9011    πŸ’¬ 651    πŸ“Œ 396

I’m getting visions of Hali on crutches with the Finals MVP at the podium β€” tears in his eyes…

23.06.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBut God will never forget the needy; the hope of the afflicted will never perish.” Psalm 9:18

22.06.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welp, bombing Iran & starting a war without Congressional approval is likely to only *help* the cratering polls…

22.06.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MAGA would definitely believe Trump if he told them Iran has Weapons of Mass Destruction.

22.06.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love / hate this πŸ˜‚

20.06.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks man

17.06.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Might as well turn it off. Refs giving this game to OKC.

17.06.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mookie and Dave are Trumpers? How have I missed that?

14.06.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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FDT

14.06.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He continually surprises me. Surprises me that we have a President in office that makes GWB look and sound brilliant.

31.05.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You know what they say: April showers bring May showers.

09.05.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!!

07.05.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

3 1/2 years sober today. God is good.

06.05.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll send my wife 12 Reels and she won’t respond to 11 of β€˜em I swear

06.05.2025 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re being so loud about wanting to turn the entire working class into slave laborers.

03.05.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, perhaps that’s foresight of an actually brilliant movie to come 🀣

27.03.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe Oner” episode of The Studio is up there with β€œScott’s Tots” and β€œDinner Date”

27.03.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They drew a play for TJ Bamba … 🀨

24.03.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d rather have 30 more years of Chauncey with the Blazers than one more of Dana at Oregon.

24.03.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Dana Altman story

24.03.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This team is so unserious. It’s just so dull.

24.03.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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