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I HAVE PAID AN ETSY WITCH TO UNFUCK THE MARINERS, BESTIES HELP ME MANIFEST dAdd 18:20 • 05 Sep 25 • 196K Views
WE HAVE CONFIRMATION OF THE SPELL
Seattle Mariners
@Mariners
shoutout to the etsy witch
seattle 18
FINAL
Atlanta 2
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Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social • 2d
Joined Nov '24
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some….
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse
Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jez...
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ETSY WITCHES ARE HAVING A MOMENT
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A skeet "do these idiots even realize that shooting Charlie Kirk makes you a worse person than Charlie Kirk?"
"Hitler's ultimate act of evil was killing Hitler, which thus made him worse than Hitler," I say, sloshing a full & comically large glass of wine which spills onto a live electrical cord exploding my entire living room
10.09.2025 20:22 — 👍 651 🔁 96 💬 13 📌 1
Time Pink !!!
#juliaart
#timeranger
08.09.2025 08:12 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
whats up gang
08.09.2025 09:54 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a cartoon character in a red and white suit and helmet
ALT: a cartoon character in a red and white suit and helmet
bluesky reintroduction !!!
hi i am julia !!! (she/it)
looking to start posting art on here !!! which you’ll find under #juliaart
currently super sentai obsessed specifically timeranger !!!
08.09.2025 08:19 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Creature of Night
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Jesse Robkin is your Magic Regional Champion! 🏆
From an LCQ on Friday to leaving Charlotte with an invite to the Pro Tour and Worlds, along with a bunch of cash. 💰
What a weekend at #SCGCHARLOTTE for the architect of Grinding Breach!
Join us at the next one!
scgcon.starcitygames.com
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haaaiii aspyn gm :3
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gnnnn lia !!!!!! hope u have good eepsss
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good morning bluesky nation
25.02.2025 23:32 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
I'm giving away EVERY Masters set EVER! It's Masters Masters!
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Masters from the entire history of Masters sets as a thank you!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to
@translifeline.bsky.social until Feb 15 at 11am PST!
Donate---> give.translifeline.org/tolarian
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idc if you think my deck is a 3 as long as you know im a 10
11.02.2025 23:52 — 👍 151 🔁 12 💬 10 📌 1
hi chat lith is into mtg now
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cock and balls
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felt this in my bones
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i have a strong and tall wife, a butch wife with a silly dance idle animation, and i can fight
my polycule is just one karlach
30.01.2025 10:26 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i should move
30.01.2025 00:44 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
doing my best impression of a cool bitch that doesn't need attention even tho im a needy dog
29.01.2025 16:45 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
wizards are stupid and evil,.,.,,.,..,.. explodes them with my mind laser and buying the rights to all their IP for 20 cents
29.01.2025 10:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
whyyy nottt
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the usaid stop work thing is affecting trans help and healthcare in the philippines
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pets u
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Artwork featuring the Sailor Moon, Symphogear, Super Sentai, and Pretty Cure posters, a photo of the Portland, Oregon sign, and the trans pride flag, in between text reading "If you enjoy…" "…then consider this trans magical girl novel!"
Below that is the artwork of the novel "Magica Riot," a purple novel cover featuring protagonist Claire Ryland in her purple and black magical girl costume. Text beside it reads:
The last night of Claire Ryland's old life was pretty normal, aside from the alley fight with interdimensional monsters.
Fortunately, the drummer of her favorite local band transformed into a magical girl and saved her.
Then Claire became a magical girl as well. Things got a little complicated after that.
Now Claire is juggling two new lives: living as a girl and as a member of Portland's super-secret supernatural detense squad, the hard-rocking magical girls known as...
MAGICA RIOT!
If you like magical girls, hero shows, the city of Portland, and the concept of trans women, I think you'll like my novel.
magicariot.com
29.01.2025 05:26 — 👍 159 🔁 62 💬 7 📌 0
lith wants to get into mtg
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i need KNIVESSS
27.01.2025 14:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
that's fucking awesome
27.01.2025 14:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
wife keeps opening my tiktok profile do u think she goons it to my tiktoks
27.01.2025 12:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
what if i write a song that's just panic chords and me crying
27.01.2025 08:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
she/it artist based in naarm who loves her wife chloe #juliaart
Comedian and Actor who writes TV Shows, Video Games, and TV Shows about Video Games. | Host of Um, Actually and Nobody Asked on Dropout TV
https://linktr.ee/ifynwadiwe
A weirdo making video essays and getting her life together
Patreon: patreon.com/LeadheadYT
YouTube: youtube.com/leadhead
NSFW: @Leadheadbutsus.bsky.social
OnlyFans: OnlyFans.com/Leadheadbutsus
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cashapp: $leadpays
DMs open ❤️
Anarchist, Demi, Genderfluid, Pan, Poly, Queer, Independent Non-Theistic Satanist.
Any pronouns.
Deemed a 'grave threat to human dignity' by the Vatican
The official account for Magic: The Gathering.
http://magic.wizards.com
ass of an angel
(she/her)
I review cardboard and cardboard accessories.
"Magic: The Gathering's #1 Most Tolerated Content Creator"
He/him
I play that card game you like. Or don't like, I'm not your dad. Loud Queer Scientist. She/They/Any 🏳️🌈
🫰 Patreon.com/TappyToeClaws
📺 Twitch.com/TappyToeClaws
✉️ tappytoeclaws@gmail.com
i like mtg and posting my intrusive thoughts
Nice Communist. Often YouTuber. It/Them.
https://linktr.ee/spice8rack
SHE / HER // ART DIRECTOR for Magic the Gathering #WotCStaff // Opinions are my own
📚Join my book club @VelvetQuillSociety Bookclub Discord: https://bit.ly/VQS_Bookclub
linktr.ee/ladeedanger
he/they, I play magic!!! Portrait Artist. #MTGOCreator. Magic Mirror Podcast. LSV Divination Cube League Champ.
YouTuber https://www.youtube.com/@33elk
elkcord https://discord.gg/elk
gimme muny https://ko-fi.com/33elk
profile pic: @juangeedraws.bsky.social
She/Her/Its 🏳️⚧️ 26 | AuDHD+
Aceflux Trans Hacker, Software engineer, and nsfw poster
Chicago's resident Bluey girl
I bully cops 🇵🇸
I made @reminder-bot.juni-is.gay
Check out my shop! linktr.ee/juni_is_gay
Banned cause likes are public
Minors dni 🔞
she/her | 43 | 🔞
it is always morally correct for women to cheat
"best in the universe at eating pussy"
Discord: manicpixeltgirl
Venmo: @manicpixeltgirl
Professor Bimbo, Astronomer, #SFF Author.
She/They, Trans, Poly, Queer, ADHD.
Repped by Liverpool Literary Agency.
THE POTENT SOLUTION, my debut fantasy novel, IS OUT NOW!!!
Linktr.ee/drashleynova
Tips: https://ko-fi.com/ashleynova
Volunteer organised harm researcher with @transsafety.network. Skater (inline+derby). Transgenderist. Hacker (embedded security mostly). #WeKeepUsSafe
I believe in anarchy.
We have nothing but each other.
Manchester, UK