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@richienb.bsky.social

That bloke. You know, him.

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Latest posts by richienb.bsky.social on Bluesky

I had to put Witches Hat on as a result of this.

13.10.2025 15:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a stuffed dog sits at a desk in front of a wall with the letters ht on it ALT: a stuffed dog sits at a desk in front of a wall with the letters ht on it
12.10.2025 22:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Whippet and pint

Whippet and pint

This just popped up from 7 years ago. Might help.

12.10.2025 21:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The visual gags, Little Italy, Japanese Garden. Just incredible.

12.10.2025 20:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

..."You, you big **** and you, you little ****..."

12.10.2025 20:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's 25 or more years since my mate pulled out the VHS after a Champions League dinner evening, when it was on ITV...

12.10.2025 20:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In East London? Well, blow me dahn....

12.10.2025 20:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is that the "bring your dinner" one?

12.10.2025 20:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Lost viola bow on the way from Honor Oak Station to Heathrow Terminal 2. The bow slid from its bow case somewhere along the way, possibly on the train. TFL contacted already. It weighs 68.2 grams and has got a stamped DODD next to the frog. If any info on this, please pm me.

Lost viola bow on the way from Honor Oak Station to Heathrow Terminal 2. The bow slid from its bow case somewhere along the way, possibly on the train. TFL contacted already. It weighs 68.2 grams and has got a stamped DODD next to the frog. If any info on this, please pm me.

My friend Sascha is a professional musician and he's lost a viola bow on the way to Heathrow. Please signal boost to help him get it back.

11.10.2025 19:17 — 👍 650    🔁 711    💬 5    📌 20
Don't Go Into That Barn
YouTube video by Tom Waits - Topic Don't Go Into That Barn

DON'T GO INTO THAT BARN, YEAH!
music.youtube.com/watch?v=fGtJ...

12.10.2025 19:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Police Squad! - "Nice Work, Frank!"
YouTube video by BestSpoofMovies Police Squad! - "Nice Work, Frank!"

Meridien? Definitely saw it on Granada. It was on late though, I was woken up by my dad laughing. And then I saw this gag and was hooked. youtu.be/hm_3azIn7aU?...

12.10.2025 18:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Praetorian Guard, you say?

12.10.2025 16:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Meanwhile in Baltimore

12.10.2025 12:40 — 👍 99    🔁 6    💬 4    📌 0
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@davedfb.bsky.social set the video for Tuesday evening

12.10.2025 11:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Well Diane if there's any justice then the afterlife will be better than the chicken at Trestkii's

11.10.2025 21:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Diane Keaton at The Schwab’s Pharmacy counter in 1983.

Farewell to one cinema's greatest legends Can’t believe we’ve lost her. Such a shock. Rest in peace Diane Keaton. “La-dee-da, la-dee-da” forever.

11.10.2025 20:18 — 👍 246    🔁 41    💬 2    📌 3
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Already on it. With herring on top.

11.10.2025 20:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Currently watching Love and Death. Very sad.

11.10.2025 19:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah I've got the WS £36 one but it's sold out.

11.10.2025 19:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think £26, again 50cl

11.10.2025 19:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Football will always have Bert Trautmann and his broken neck. Here's his neck brace.

11.10.2025 19:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Going to dig out Love and Death now

11.10.2025 19:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Love and Death (to love is to suffer and to suffer is to love)
YouTube video by MRex Connect Love and Death (to love is to suffer and to suffer is to love)

youtu.be/Yc4FFNTHIZ4?...

11.10.2025 19:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's *coughs* a little on the rustic side...

11.10.2025 19:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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Diane Keaton was amazing. That face. Those eyes.

11.10.2025 19:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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@mesnilman.bsky.social Sainsbury's are selling Calvados again.

11.10.2025 19:03 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

It's the cleaners at HMP Wakefield I feel sorry for.

11.10.2025 18:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They wear helmets in hurling though.
An Australian RL player tore his scrotum and played through the pain until half time. I believe he lost a testicle.

You can always get false teeth!

11.10.2025 17:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Excellent. Saw them at Richmond doing panto two years ago and Paul delivered a pitch perfect Frankie Howerd dame.

11.10.2025 17:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Quality items, happy birthday!

11.10.2025 17:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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