Sarah

honestly forgot about this app

a woman in a blue dress is standing on a street holding a purse and talking on a cell phone . ALT: a woman in a blue dress is standing on a street holding a purse and talking on a cell phone .

you fucking w niggas that’s thinking they cuter than you?

Here’s my photograph from the Grand Canyon village, Arizona. Have a wonderful day BlueSky.

just bc two people have the same hairstyle doesn’t mean they look alike. pls stfu

“For Free” is Drake’s worst loser ass song.

asking me to fry fish knowing I have my contacts in can only be of the devil

or, not surprisingly, any time of day person

I think it was bound to happen

I’m not a morning person

I think it speaks volumes that right wingers criticize bluesky for being “liberal” and “left wing”, when it’s really just that hate speech isn’t allowed.

A list of bands in order of efficacy:

3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention

the ability to text has ruined the social fabric of my life everyone just be dumb & nonstop talking

My high schooler had to pick a topic for a medical ethics essay and he chose abortion. This should go over well in Utah.

MUSTAAAAAAAAAAARRRDDDDDD

if we don’t get the client, I’m starting a marital status discrimination action 🙃

I was at an interview today w my firm & they asked us to each talk about ourselves & each of the three other people I interviewed with started with “I’ve been married for x years”…

Nerd and Jock 271 - Have you found a good name yet?

jumpscare bc I initially thought this was an ad

everyday I come to work & answer stupid questions from idiots who are decades older than me from the beginning of my work day till the end. when will you make it stop, fada Lord

everyday I find out that I’m not “just a girl” bc I absolutely despise leaving things in my life for other people to handle. my grave? I need to dig that shit w my bare hands before I die. I would hate for someone else to do it and do it wrong

I wish I could actively listen to and enjoy music even while asleep

Forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

bargaining a CBA with a union that has gen Z members is so unserious bc wdym you need pet bereavement days for your 50 goldfish and Canadian independence day off? 💀 sksjdbdjd

the hair from the 1970s is so interesting. pretty much everyone looked fuckable

the spoiler is this gif

I will confess that I am already bored. please feel free to unfollow me. I apparently do not enjoy seeing many people’s thoughts as I once did, I shame myself

Moon dressed up as Uranus