Amy Dz.

He now has three void chickens, so he can make lots of mayo!

Husband has since been gifted a Void Chicken by an RNG witch...? He named it, naturally, Cthulhu.

This morning my husband caught me up on his Stardew Valley town. A new chicken (Dinner; joining Breakfast & Lunch), goat (Chevre), and rabbit (Dre).

"Dre?"
"Yeah, and the next one will be Tupac."
I'm only halfway through my coffee, so I had to ask why.
"Well, because they hip and they hop."

Either my Uber profile told my driver what a basic bitch I am, or he has excellent taste in music. So far this playlist has been Chappell Roan, Rose + Bruno Mars, Taylor Swift, and Miley Cyrus.

Argos: *barks at squirrel*
Squirrel: *stares*
Me: "No one's intimidated by a dog in a coat, Argos."

I'm prepping a video for @stellaris.paradoxinteractive.com about the Biomorphosis Situation, in which you get to choose between various genetic ascension paths.

It is it too "old"/niche of a reference if I title it "It's Biomorphin' Time"? #ElderMillenial

This is DELIGHTFUL! 🧡

a collage of various artwork, ranging from birds, bugs, bears, and other things that don't start with B like whales and flowers

Hello, internet!

Things are bad for our trans & queer friends in the US, so I teamed up with bsky's nature artists to create this pack containing 80 wallpapers and growing.

1. Donate to one of the two orgs below
2. DM me your receipt
3. I'll give you a download link

Valid til the end of the month

A facebook post from Lisa Murkowski: I want to thank Alaskans who have been reaching out to my offices in D.C. and across Alaska. The U.S. Senate phone system has been receiving around 1,600 calls each minute, compared to the 40 calls per minute we usually receive, which has disrupted our call systems. Thank you for your patience as my staff works to review your messages and share them with me. We’re all working to get this issue resolved as quickly as possible.

Murkowski says call volume to the Senate is now 40x higher than normal:

I love this so much!

At the inauguration, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson wore a distinctive collar adorned with cowrie shells, which are believed to offer protection from evil in African traditions.

This choice mirrors the late Justice Ginsburg’s practice of using collars to convey a message.

Print out the list of Cup winners in the last 50 years and leave it on his desk. ;)

"No more workers - fuck 'em!"

My soundtrack today is my husband excitedly telling me the things he's learning about Civ VII while watching different streams and videos.

Happy Stellaris announcement day! 🎉

Y'all are so, so bad for my Steam wishlist. 🥰

Made coffee.

Didn't put mug under coffeemaker.

Do you think David Dye has ever said the word "Stankonia" before? #XPNCountdown
@wxpnfm.bsky.social

"I don't know what that is, please don't lick it."
#ThingsWeSayToTheDog

Sounds like a question for telemetry! I'll see if we can find out before our end-of-year wrap-up video! 😁

I just remembered that I had a dream last night where I showed up to a work function at a baseball stadium, and was promptly told I'd be singing the National Anthem.

Y'all, I was in marching band for a reason.

I don't know who led the re-design of the McCormick spice bottles, but neither my husband nor I can get the lids off to remove the freshness seals.

Our president-elect, scathingly referred to as That Fucking Guy.

The best thing I've done for myself this week is muting all mentions of TFG in my email inbox. Anything with his name gets filtered to a folder I have to manually check.

And it's been a blessing to not have his name in headlines and breaking news and other surprise nonsense.

10/10. Do recommend.

If I went to Target for mouse traps and deodorant, how many candles did I come home with?

She laughed at all the right parts! ❤️

Holy smokes, this is lovely.

a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is saying have fun storming the castle ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is saying have fun storming the castle

I just found out that my mother-in-law has never seen The Princess Bride -- a situation we are correcting immediately.

*waves from visiting with my MIL on Kelton!*

Happy Super Mario RPG Day to all who celebrate! 🎉

If you need me, I'll be on my couch.