I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

South Side. S14th Street. Caller said a guy is outside on the sidewalk shredding guitar way too hard for a Monday afternoon.

We have to win the midterms, full-stop. Yes on Prop 50.

“We’re here peacefully protesting, looking as ridiculous as we can, just so maybe we appeal to the president because he’s a ridiculous leader that is normalizing abuse of power. And we cannot stand and act like nothing is happening.” 🦄

It's only autism if it comes from the Tylenol region of France otherwise it's just sparkling persuadoscience

Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?

It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.

Could programmers from the 80's understand today's code?

Could todays programmers understand code from the 80's?

My brother, I don't understand my own code from last week. Every line I write is a bespoke bit of spontaneous genius that even I am incapable of deciphering mere days after writing it.

I’ll be real with you: not even a Cybertruck owner deserves this

Breaking News 1m ago A close adviser to Mayor Eric Adams was suspended from his campaign after trying to give a journalist cash inside a potato chip bag.

They say phones only make us miserable but I just got this news alert and laughed for a solid minute so who is to say

This is incredibly beautiful storytelling.

[Johnson's formulating adult shampoo]

no. let them cry.

Book buying is a hobby entirely unrelated to book reading

No truer words #booksky

So do we get why I was banned from speaking about Pinochet at the Naval Academy now?

This guy consistently posts songs with incredible lyrics mere hours after events unfurl. This was a good one.

We have an official ruling

- I want things to be different - *smashes everything* - oh no

I think about this comic at least once a week

"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."

the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope

Two commemorative magazines, one for Hello Kitty, the other for Pope Francis

Sucks they never got to collab

FBI Claims Gavel, Black Gowns Prove Ties To MS-13 Gang WASHINGTON—Explaining that such items constituted a veritable uniform for the notorious criminal organization, FBI director Kash Patel claimed Monday that gavels and black gowns were sufficient evidence to tie an individual to the MS-13 gang. “For decades, MS-13 thugs have identified themselves by wearing black gowns and carrying around wooden hammers with which they could […]

“For decades, MS-13 thugs have identified themselves by wearing black gowns and carrying around wooden hammers with which they could enact their sick sense of gangland justice,” said FBI director Kash Patel
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I agree with the aggression, but maybe not the direction.

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

Pete Kegseth

Yes.

She wrote an article in the student newspaper. That’s all she did. The U.S. can’t call itself a free country if that gets you sent to jail.

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We've reached the point in our descent into fascism where the Jewish governor's house getting firebombed on Passover by a guy trying to bash his head in with a sledgehammer is overshadowed by the story of the President saying he wants to build foreign gulags for US citizens.

A better headline: NPR characterizes Trump's anti-immigrant initiatives as a "crack down on antisemitism" in a bid to get in the administration's good graces. They are likely still to be a target.