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@j-umwa.bsky.social

Foodie NorCal girly Twitter refugee

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Marlon does it for me. Iโ€™d take Shawn only if we broke up.

21.08.2025 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chattel slavery was so bad that when we tell you how bad it in fact was most of y'all shut down and tell us we're making it up and pass laws against us ever telling you how bad it was again because your brains literally cannot handle how bad it in fact was.

21.08.2025 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11750    ๐Ÿ” 3132    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 103    ๐Ÿ“Œ 94

Condiments. I need my kisses ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚

20.08.2025 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We fired cancer researchers, for this

19.08.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 521    ๐Ÿ” 155    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

I donโ€™t have to be into itโ€ฆ Iโ€™m into you

15.08.2025 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 104    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Cut immigration, cut labor supply, add tariffs on importsโ€ฆ and voilร : higher food prices.

18.08.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2421    ๐Ÿ” 904    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 85    ๐Ÿ“Œ 78

They might be making Trump mad, but Newsom has been throwing these at the press -- if you think these are beneath my office, why don't you say that when the president does the same thing?

He's exposing that the media has a separate set of standards for Our Very Special Boy and that's good.

17.08.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7706    ๐Ÿ” 1438    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 145    ๐Ÿ“Œ 65

Women choosing being single over lowering her standards and accepting whatever is frying some men lol

17.08.2025 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 410    ๐Ÿ” 113    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

I love black men and canโ€™t wait to wake up everyday next to mine and spend the rest of my life with him ๐Ÿฅฐ

17.08.2025 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Release your inhibitions. ๐Ÿšฒ

17.08.2025 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 335    ๐Ÿ” 122    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 53

Letโ€™s keep encouraging Gavin Newsom to go after the republicans. Maybe itโ€™ll give the homeless a reprieve from his attention.

17.08.2025 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 612    ๐Ÿ” 86    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Take away our language and we will forget who we are: Ngลฉgฤฉ wa Thiongโ€™o and the language of conquest The long read: The late Kenyan novelist and activist believed erasing language was the most lasting weapon of oppression. Here, Aminatta Forna recalls the man and introduces his essay on decolonisatio...

Long read on Ngลฉgฤฉ wa Thiong'o, who we had the honor of interviewing on the History of Africana Philosophy podcast a while back:

www.theguardian.com/books/2025/a...

12.08.2025 10:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œPutin would eat you for lunch.โ€

Today, exactly that happened.

15.08.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23476    ๐Ÿ” 7505    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 687    ๐Ÿ“Œ 728

ICE Agents are criminals...

15.08.2025 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Career minded - but canโ€™t make more money than him and must be ready to throw it away to have his children who sheโ€™ll for sure parent alone.
Natural hair - 4A and below
A virginal porn star
And submissive with no masculine energy.

Meanwhile he has skid marks in his drawers.

Peak delusion.

14.08.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly, its going to be women who will lead and rise in this dark time. We are the fighters, protectors, providers and innovators.

To all the women on my timeline-- I hope you're ready, in whatever way that means to you.

14.08.2025 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1530    ๐Ÿ” 246    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 64    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

๐Ÿ˜‚ accurate

15.08.2025 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s weird because here I am, bravely standing outside of the building in DC where most of the cityโ€™s actual crime is currently taking place.

14.08.2025 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 245    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I howled ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

14.08.2025 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you an aisle seat or window seat person?

14.08.2025 04:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œI appreciate you beggingโ€ goes HARDโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

President ๐ŸŒฎ ๐Ÿคก is intimidated by anyone that speaks intelligentlyโ€ผ๏ธ This was ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

12.08.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 230    ๐Ÿ” 85    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 45

I wouldโ€™ve had this body if my mom didnโ€™t give me that perm when I was 6!

13.08.2025 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And it just gets worse as the seasons progress ๐Ÿ˜ญ I stuck it out to season 20

13.08.2025 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ as a longtime greys anatomy fan this made me laugh cuz u know whatโ€ฆ u right ๐Ÿ˜‚

13.08.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn nobody said Ari or Nicki

10.08.2025 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need to find a girl dinner spot in the Bay

10.08.2025 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The sport is baddie breakingโ€ฆ to pursue a woman with disingenuous intentโ€ฆ not to love them for who they are โ€ฆ but to break them into pieces of utility

09.08.2025 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 532    ๐Ÿ” 101    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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a woman in a black dress with ruffled sleeves is smiling in front of a pink background . ALT: a woman in a black dress with ruffled sleeves is smiling in front of a pink background .
09.08.2025 05:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your aviโ€ฆ
Lemme see itโ€ฆ

09.08.2025 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Temu Hitler lolololololol I love you so much @crockett.house.gov

08.08.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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