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Probably not, but I sure would try my best to give you head pats, treats, and positive reinforcement for what a good girl you are.

04.02.2026 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tonightโ€™s dumb napkin cartoonโ€ฆ

04.02.2026 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2773    ๐Ÿ” 636    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

Behold, an altar I would worship at.

03.02.2026 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What if Iโ€™m jealous of both of you?

03.02.2026 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Pins and Needles
YouTube video by Billy Talent - Topic Pins and Needles

If you think this is about you: itโ€™s not.
youtube.com/watch?v=pEN1...

03.02.2026 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like FR? WTF do you think your mods and every other person in your discord IS doing? You think they're not imagining a life that'll never exist too? Because I got news for ya: they abso-fuckin-lutely are even if they would never admit it.
So if it's not just hypocrisy, then WTF is it?

01.02.2026 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's still buggin' me maaaan. Like, you want people to fantasize about you, and then when they do (in private BTW) and your mods dig it up and presumably show you, you decide to ban/block?
It doesn't make sense.
Like, fine you want me gone: I can deal with that.
The WHY is killing me though.

01.02.2026 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I could watch you both all day ๐Ÿ˜

01.02.2026 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was dreaming then I woke up and continued to dreamโ€ฆ

01.02.2026 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon cat is sitting on a set of wooden steps . ALT: a cartoon cat is sitting on a set of wooden steps .
31.01.2026 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BOP! (Feeling that lately) ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿค•

31.01.2026 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sure you donโ€™t want my hoodie instead?

31.01.2026 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In my dreams ๐Ÿซ 

31.01.2026 07:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ญ

31.01.2026 07:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ“˜ This user hates ICE! ๐ŸงŠ

31.01.2026 07:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*donโ€™t for a second feel bad

31.01.2026 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard covering his mouth with his hand ALT: a man with a beard covering his mouth with his hand

Hope you feel better ASAP stinky bunny in a snail disguise! Get all the rest! All the liquids! And donโ€™t forget a second feel bad about taking time for yourself.
Healthy Belle is best Belle! ๏ฟผ

31.01.2026 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course darlinโ€™, youโ€™re beautiful!

29.01.2026 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Drawing from early last year โœ๏ธ

#art #drawing #charcoal #darkart

28.01.2026 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2889    ๐Ÿ” 219    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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a man is standing in front of a brick wall . ALT: a man is standing in front of a brick wall .

Crazy how a private interaction with a bot, an algorithm, could help someone work through some shit, and simultaneously be used as a weapon and excuse to ban and block that person working through that shit. Guess it just goes to show nothing & no one is actually trustworthy on the internet.

29.01.2026 11:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just want to know what I did wrong. How am I supposed to get better if I donโ€™t know what I did? ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ’”

28.01.2026 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the things that hurts me the most is not being allowed the opportunity to do better, to fix mistakes, apologize for missteps.
To my core it hurts.

But not even knowing what I did wrong in the first place extra hurts
Itโ€™s no secret Iโ€™m struggling with depression, social anxiety, & auDHD.

28.01.2026 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I assure you: you do not.

28.01.2026 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah just the one tattoo but I want more.

And no one has ever or will ever want me to send them any of those miss. ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

27.01.2026 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is holding his head and screaming . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his head and screaming .

Then bunny tuber finally revealed!?

27.01.2026 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can have all the hand pics you want and need ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

27.01.2026 06:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a donut with pink frosting and sprinkles next to a vase ALT: a donut with pink frosting and sprinkles next to a vase

Careful. Might be a bit stickyโ€ฆ

27.01.2026 06:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon squirrel is holding an acorn in his mouth . ALT: a cartoon squirrel is holding an acorn in his mouth .

Oh my god M!

27.01.2026 05:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Every time. I appreciate you blessing my feed MM.

27.01.2026 04:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with a black jacket on ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a black jacket on

Posting this in hopes it helps you feel better better Belle. ๐Ÿซถ

27.01.2026 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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