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@paradoxicalmike.bsky.social

Oh, hey! ๐Ÿ’

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03.03.2026 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unfortunately not me. ๐Ÿฅน

03.03.2026 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hey yโ€™all. Glasses or no glasses?

03.03.2026 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well damn ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

03.03.2026 05:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like sent me all angles of ass including one showing theyโ€™re wearing a 24-inch bussdown, but no face pics. I know theyโ€™re not DL wearing that! LOL

03.03.2026 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh absolutely I wanna hear this story ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

03.03.2026 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s the WORST!

03.03.2026 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I ask for a face pic and theyโ€™re send everything but that, I assume theyโ€™re not attractive and they know I wonโ€™t like it lol

03.03.2026 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday beautiful!

02.03.2026 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bobby please. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

28.02.2026 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey Jody! Hey Muffin!

28.02.2026 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love making. Hooking up. Fooling around.

28.02.2026 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They did????

28.02.2026 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Roll it nice and fat!

28.02.2026 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jock straps are so hot ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ lol I wonder how it disappeared ๐Ÿ˜‚

27.02.2026 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you sir!!!

27.02.2026 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like the amount of underwear I have of just about every type is insane. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

27.02.2026 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nobody:

Me even though I have several drawers full of them:

27.02.2026 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah starting next month ๐Ÿฅน

27.02.2026 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got to!!! Iโ€™m only sad that Iโ€™m losing my amazing EAP right now ๐Ÿ˜ญdonโ€™t know what the new one will entail lol

27.02.2026 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nah, cause same.

27.02.2026 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love this for yโ€™all and the tops who got to experience it.

27.02.2026 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One other EAP hack: Usually your EAP benefits are extended to anyone in your household. Your children, your spouse, your parents, it can be a roommate or anyone who is living with you. Anyone in your house has access to those EAP benefits.

27.02.2026 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I already love grass starters going back to Red/Blue so the fact heโ€™s cute???? Iโ€™m all in!

27.02.2026 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@demander27.bsky.social Happy Birthday!!!

27.02.2026 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another hack to most EAPs: those visits are PER ISSUE. So if you call in because youโ€™re sad about your situationship ending, thatโ€™s one issue. But during this, you realize that situationship ending was causing anxiety at work, you can start a brand new set of sessions for that. Free therapy!

27.02.2026 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

A work of art.

27.02.2026 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MOOOD:

27.02.2026 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need boy butt and $250K.

26.02.2026 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Buenos Dias!

26.02.2026 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0