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Sarah Marrs

@cinesnark.bsky.social

Deputy Editor of LaineyGossip.com | Member: Critics Choice Association, Chicago Film Critics Association, Online Film Critics Society | All writing: https://bit.ly/3G2qegq | Email: sarah@laineygossip.com

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A divorced dad's one stop shop

04.03.2026 22:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mullet...suit? Business on top, party on the bottom?

02.03.2026 00:33 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

SNL always trying to rehabilitate problematic white men, at least this time it only works because those men were the butt of some good jokes from the women's hockey players.

01.03.2026 19:23 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let's see what fresh horrors await

01.03.2026 19:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No, Google, me liking every social media post bagging on the US men's hockey team is not an invitation to send me NHL updates.

You can, however, send me more posts of Heated Rivalry fans realizing they just like BL shows, not actual hockey.

26.02.2026 21:42 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Finally I have something in common with Barry Keoghan

26.02.2026 02:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No, THIS is the time he'll start acting presidential

25.02.2026 00:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Big Westeros boy

24.02.2026 00:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's just bad. Everywhere. I am less miserable here but I am also just on social media waaaaaaaaay less in general, which has been good.

23.02.2026 06:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bonus: Quinn Hughes can talk to ghosts!

22.02.2026 22:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As always, Mike Ryan is worth reading. I would add, too, that movies also don't know when to start anymore. The number of times I go see a movie where the starting point is 10 minutes after the film begins is not zero.

19.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 8    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

The boys go to quiz night

19.02.2026 00:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is my thing, let Jared Keeso cameo, he doesn't need to speak, just throw him in as a ref during a game, the Letterkenny/Shoresy girlies will get it.

That said, I wonder if Dylan Playfair might show up as a hockey guy...?

19.02.2026 00:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What Shane says: "When did your English get so good?"

What Shane means: Why do you sound like that asshole from Sudbury?!?!

18.02.2026 23:48 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Me watching Heated Rivalry:

Do you think Shoresy has ever met Shane Hollander?

Do you think Ilya Rozanov watches Shoresy's chirp compilations on YouTube??

... Is Ilya Rozanov practicing English by watching Shoresy's chirp compilations on YouTube????

18.02.2026 23:47 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Brian is right and you should watch Shoresy, but reason 10.1 to watch Shoresy is that there is nothing in either show that prevents Shoresy and Heated Rivalry from existing in the same universe.

Much funnier to imagine all these hockey players coexisting.

18.02.2026 23:43 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

@briancgrubb.bsky.social Reason 10.1 to watch Shoresy is that there is nothing about either show that suggests it does not coexist within the universe of Heated Rivalry. It is conceivable that Shoresy has crossed paths with Shane Hollander. This only makes both shows better.

18.02.2026 21:22 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is so upsetting but there's also a similar story from one of the yacht shows, so this shit is still happening for the sake of "entertainment".

18.02.2026 04:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good for her.gif

17.02.2026 20:17 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

This is incredible. I love watching people surf off Nazare.

16.02.2026 19:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's all one interconnected grift

14.02.2026 19:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jesus Jumping Christ

14.02.2026 18:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

💯

13.02.2026 19:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

PS: full on obsessed with Isabella/Alison Oliver.

13.02.2026 07:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My darling wife I have built you a flesh prison

Why don't you like the flesh prison

13.02.2026 07:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Between this and The Beauty, dare we say, a streak?

13.02.2026 00:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wuthering Heights is a great adaptation of Romeo & Juliet

10.02.2026 03:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's so easy to have just ONE scruple, just ONE.

09.02.2026 02:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As someone who resisted team sports, I never heard this exact phrasing but yes, that.

08.02.2026 21:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Guys named Ilia/Ilya on skates are truly a menace huh

08.02.2026 21:45 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0