turtle man

me as fuck

A comic I drew on a takeout napkin in 2015. If you're pressed for time, it's the original One Fear comic. Boom. Done. Get on with your day. If you don't value your time, here's a description: it's a comic, right? Well here's the twist: whole thing's on a napkin. Thinest sharpie for the lines, if I recall correctly. Comic is titled "TEEN COMIX" and the first panel has a guy in sunglasses wearing a shirt that says "NO FEAR." His friend is approaching, cut off by the panel's edge. His shirt says... something. But what? Fear not, the next panel clears that right up. Second panel is zoomed in on the friend's shirt. It reads "WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS PORN ILLEGAL?" Last panel is the guy from the first panel alone now. His shirt now reads "ONE FEAR." The title is attributed to Branson '15 which should go a long way to explaining how far I expected this to spread when I drew it. It was unfathomable to me that people who didn't know me on a first name basis would see it. Little did I know that every fandom on the internet would edit it with something interminable like "The Xanadon Guild receiving a buff from Trade Legion in Era of Conquest IV." I never get them but hey, god bless. I still see those from time to time but it's really slowed down. Nowadays this is an ancient meme, frozen in place like a masturbating Pompeii victim covered in the ash of the centuries.

Happy ten years to this bad boy.

how exciting!!!!!!

Presentlydean on April 3rd, 2024 online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted as sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes. and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other. there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't think anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well. i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.

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I miss you, lost friends. I hope the sun is shining on your face, wherever you are.

An oil painting of a foggy, monochrome forest with a singular man with glowing eyes standing in front of it. Before him are multiple shadows of wolves, their eyes glowing in the darkness as well.

Wow that's a lot of people! Congrats! Here's an art I made!

doyoung is a stage name??

i should be writing silly bad fic for myself only but i dont even get to write

The two creatures clink glasses for gay manga

I forgot new years yaoi cause ive been busy but at least i still have the first yaoi of the year for yall!!!

sometimes you just have to go 'he would not fucking know what a safeword is' and close the tab

text: turning the page to a new year image: a two-panel black and white comic drawn on grid paper a white rabbit furiously slams open a door, a stressed look on their face "MESSAGE TO ALL BITCHES" the first speech bubble reads a second, closer image of the same rabbit, eyebrows furrowed, sweat beading, mouth screaming "PLEASE SURVIVE"

it's that time

i was a little disappointed i still remember but alas i used to be monstavixx for a really long time

on the other app the carat masses are talking about woozis bathtub live and i was like ive heard this before and that is bc wonho went live on vlive while showering before

is it good. well i can't actually tell you that because it reached into my guts and possessed me demonically. i can't give any objective opinion

challengers (2024) dir. luca guadagnino 🎾

park jihyo (twice).

𝖽𝖾𝖼𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋 𝟣𝟣𝗍𝗁 - you did well today ☾

It is now illegal

soggy cereal my beloved

title: "when you start watching formula 1 in 2023 and decide to root for Mercedes because Lewis Hamilton is very beautiful but everyone is having a miserable time: a Toto Wolff facepalm zine" image is Toto Wolff facepalming

image 1: Toto Wolff facepalming. below, image 2: formula 1 car crashing into the barrier with a sad face on its rear wing. second page, image 3: google searches for "how many times has george russell crashed", "wait what happened in formula 1 2021", "is lewis hamilton retiring", "valtteri bottas called george russell a cunt", "FERRARI????" above toto wolff hanging his head in despair

image 1: toto wolff with his back to the camera, one hand on his head, one hand on his hip, looking vaguely anxious. beneath that, image 2: toto wolff facepalming. page 2 image 3: line of mercedes mechanics with their hands up. caption: "Lewis, we know that this is a bit of a shitbox to drive at the moment". beneath that, image 4: george russell in a helmet and race suit crouching with his head in his hands

image 1: toto wolff looking bored/upset with a thought bubble over his head showing several google searches: "christian horner fired?", "first man to get divorced by a spice girl", "art of war quotes". page 2, image 2: toto wolff facepalming. beneath that, image 3: toto wolff screaming with a motion blur

when you start watching formula 1 in 2023 and deciding to root for mercedes because lewis hamilton is very beautiful but everyone is having a miserable time: a toto wolff facepalm zine

am i wrong

brogle fr

they capture my feelings so perfectly

going thru fizzs following to find my friends here and wondering if the people who have me blocked on twt would block me again or forgot about me

scoups:
open.spotify.com/intl-de/trac...

i missed secret santa signup i think

watching CAPTAIN AMERICA: WINTER SOLDIER for the first time in a minute and yeah, this is still in the top 5 of everything that has come out of marvel studios

leben wenn kedos und zombey zusammen minecraft spielen

a close up fish-eye of a raccoon.

a close up image of scoups pouting.

🍒🦝 #SCOUPS #エスクプス #에스쿱스 #세븐틴 #セブンティーン

aragorn and legolas but theyre tired camp counsellors #art

every other new villain of the xmen is an old friend of wolverine buddy how Old are you