meowt :akirbyumbrella:

they should make linux 2 and then some people stay on linux 1 and i want all the software to be incompatible between both versions and it divides all the linux developers that would be funny i think

thinking about how the wii u's gpu is quagmire arm compared to the cpu. the wii u gpu is better than 360 and ps3 but its got a cpu from 1999 just stacked 3 times on top of each other with a cool S drawn on it. that thing is not computing shit

Alexa saying I can control my device by saying "turn on 移动空调 YPK--（双模+蓝牙）低功耗".

The good news is that my Alexa automatically picked up my new gadget!

turns out someone already uploaded it to flathub

google search for Grass, first result is some AI thing and the second is the wikipedia page for grass

come the fuck on

Table with descriptions, URls, QR codes, and OTP codes.

Thanks for all the feedback.
Based on this, I'm creating a TOTP test suite.

The basic idea is to create a bunch of optauth:// URls, encoded as QR codes, to see if your MFA app will handle them appropriately.

multiple (2) people have complained to me that their whatsapp is bugged as of today and they cant download anything
im really glad it was multiple (2) because when it was one i was like "ohhh noooo what do i have to fix now" and then the second one came in and i was like "this is officially not […]

Apple investors reject proposal to end DEI program as Tim Cook commits to a ‘culture of belonging - 9to5Mac Apple is holding its annual shareholder meeting today as investors vote on several proposals and hear updates from CEO Tim...

Still holding! https://9to5mac.com/2025/02/25/apple-tim-cook-dei-program-vote/

Guys did you hear what Debian 15 is gonna be called ​:duke:​

Why Train Travel Is a Gamer's First Choice Discover why gamers choose Amtrak over flying and driving to get to tournaments and gaming conventions across the US (hint: playing never stops on the train).

amtrak for GAMERS
https://www.amtrak.com/travel-for-gamers

The old CD Protection from LEGO Island, where "The Infomaniac" demands you put the CD into your computer, while a large bitcrushed CD spins to the left of him. The animation is sped up and put into a seamless loop where the Infomaniac, dressed as a hotel receptionist, continually dances, then points at the disc.

Put the CD in the computer

other hacker creature runs GrapheneOS with like bi-hourly reboots to mitigate the risk of persistent malware. I impressed him with my phone that also automatically reboots a couple times a day thanks to frequent kernel panic

Doodling on a photo to make it look like the jetway is eating the plane

Occupying myself at the airport

recently acquired the taste of sparkling water

thinking about the term 'bobcat'

who looked at a lynx and said "yeah this cat is bob"

ℹ️ **Tip:** You can use the **Compose** button to write a thought and share it with the Fediverse. Some thoughts should not be shared.

y'all see "AI" and your heads spin off in a fit of rage

https://hackers.town/@LambdaCalculus/113322900411870136

Gotta respect the commitment to the bit, and never breaking character.

#comedy

i heavily enjoy making systemd services and then copying most of the options in `systemd-analyze security $unit`

surely adding `ProtectClock=yes` will make my minecraft server much safer. ill never get hacked this way. i am joking

Servo installer asking me to agree to the Put Your License Agreement Here license that starts with Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit

it has been 0 days since i've been asked to agree to the- wait, what?

hello fediverse user. in front of you is a post about a FOSS project collaborating with a multimillion dollar corporation. writing an overly negative fearmongering comment will cause you and the room that you are in to explode. your challenge is to— [explosion]

based on the replies on the fediverse about godot supporting meta quest i'm genuinely convinced some of y'all secretly want free software to fail

This is approximately how I feel whenever I see people talking about the Fedi meta.

https://www.xkcd.com/2071/

made meself a little script to mount encrypted files because typing out



udisksctl loop-setup -f $file
udisksctl unlock -b /dev/loopX
udisksctl mount -b /dev/dm-1
...
udisksctl unmount -b /dev/dm-1
udisksctl lock -b /dev/dm-1
udisksctl loop-delete -b /dev/loopX […]

the underscreen fingerprint reader stops working when you have one-handed mode on?!?!?!?

because surely what i really want to do with one hand is type out my password

wired adb averaged at 299Mbit/s, wireless adb averaged at 332Mbit/s

wireless adb is faster than wired adb ​:neocat_shocked:​ to be fair ion have a usb3 A to C cable and my computer doesn't have a usb c port. still not used to it

android settings screenshot, "The screen will lock if it detects that someone took your phone and ran away (BETA)" is toggled on

i tried this new feature and while i can't speak on its ability to detect theft i can say that it did activate twice while i was laying down

i think ive just found the best use for google gemini. turning video tutorials into text tutorials

What do you mean Brazil has banned X: The Everything App? How will use Everything now?