🪩 Kiri 🪩

Let Billie Jean King hoist the trophy you cowards

No rooting interest and yet, here I am, in the kitchen, looking for something to stress eat.

OMG

"Alejandro Kirks are real and I'm going to cook one!"

- Eric Adams watching the World Series, probably

Blue Jays Clement Sliding home with some pizazz.

A raccoon showing some pizazz.

Givin’g ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle.

Between Bryce Miller and Chris Bassitt, it's been a heck of a postseason for fringe starters comparing themselves to God via Bible verse.

lol I'm sorry, *trying* to get hit, and then actually getting hit and bitching about it is deeply funny. like, Andrés, buddy, come on now.

I am unironically very into this idea

That thing where moviegoers thought the train was going to burst through the screen but instead of a train it's the catcher's perspective while receiving a 100 mph pitch from Shohei Ohtani

This is my favorite kind of double play and yet, this was maybe the least exhilarating iteration ever.

DO NOT DRINK YOU WON'T MAKE IT

For no particular reason, I'm gonna listen to some Carly Rae Jepsen on my run later.

[Jason Benetti calls a clip of the Texas Tech football team playing baseball, but with a football]

RGIII: That was really good do you call baseball or something???

Benetti: I don't.

That's the stuff Duke.

Vlad Jr. would do great on the Bachelor when they send them on those one-on-one dates where they have to scale a building wrestle alligators or whatever.

The World Series Will Go On Game 6 is perhaps best summarized by the words of celebrated Canadian, Keanu Reeves: “Whoa.”

The Dodgers won Game 6, but my recap has a decidedly Canadian bent. 😉

Nothing brings me more joy than when Smoltz confidently asserts what the pitcher will do next and then the pitcher does not do that thing.

One man's trash, etc...

Anyone else preemptively dreading the high leverage moment when Dave Roberts decides to bring Blake Treinin into the game?

Now Smoltz doing an ad for the Pitch Perfect movie, smh.

Why is Joe Davis lying about the F1 Movie getting Oscar buzz?

as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

Hi hello good morning

Drew Butera

Nate McLouth

Jerry Hairston

Nick Punto (same same)

Remember when JJ Hardy made his neighbors mad bc he put up stadium lights around the baseball field in his backyard?

Mary Hart must remember so many guys

Yes this is how they should market the feature