Nasty

You’re a real one brother glad my trial shift went well

If anyone’s hiring I make a good butt plug

Yeah it fucking blows, on the bright side I might get more time to draw if I don’t land anything right away lmao

Pretty sad more than anything, felt like I was finally working somewhere with a decent work/life balance and with people I actually like. Should be alright money wise but I’ll keep comms in the holster if things get tight

FML I just got hired a couple weeks ago now my employer is going out of business in 4 weeks 😂

With the insane amount of pressure required to force piss through all that meat I’d imagine you need to wrestle that thang to the edge of the toilet bowl before you could even imagine doing anything else in the bathroom. Either that or rent a place with a sizeable bathtub.

Huge balls super soldiers running around suplexing tanks during these trying times

*does it

If a character with an especially long hyper dick goes to piss, does a whip around like an unmanned fire hose???

Using this in my world building to explain why my strongest characters are so sexy

Sorry when I get I drunk the obnoxious observational furry humour comes out

Have to utilise the autistic rizz somehow

Like to imagine hyper furries are insanely strong, even if they don’t look particularly built there’s no way you can stand upright with a massive cock or tits without ridiculous core strength

Cant get invited to the hyper parties until u reach a certain power level

Powerscaling myself into your pants

Filed down a pair of over-sized dentures for some real carnage

Finally some generational remedies to macro building fucking

I’ve got the fairy lights prepped already, once the sentimental Polaroids are tumbtacked their penis is fully my property

Zesting macro penis for greatest dish yet

Got it stuck in their urethra now I’m down a broom :((

Living in an apartment building is nice and all, but I’ve had a few macros fuck my bedroom window since I moved in. I’ve tried gnawing on their foreskin to stop it but they like it when I do that and it’s freaking pissing me off, anyone have any tips to prevent this happening???

That spot actually heals me

You BETTER NOT attack my big glowing weak spot or I stg

you are now lactating

focusing my lactation beam on you right now

Uh oh! It’s John Vore!!

small frog gf and her 10ft tall spider wife

want to make an oc couple based on those big bastard tarantulas that keep little frogs as pets

Ig they got what they wanted if im posting about it lmfao

Didn’t even get a cursory “are you okay :(?” Just immediately fucked off as soon as they heard it wasn’t about them, cheers pal feels loads better

You’re sad? But I can’t make that about myself!!!! Unless..