🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃

The character named macho is flexin

Poster for a japanese movie called hotspring shark attack

just watched the purest kino ever devised

piss

no, no. you're supposed to hate it cuz its for NERDS

(unconfident Mario) it's uh, me - Mario.

not enough exclamation marks

fuck u

looked this up on google just now and apparently a million one panel comic strips have done this joke before

the grim reaper's still got a scythe to reap souls. it's 2025. dude needs a combine harvester

mind if i kill you

lol

i don't condone your goonery

no, they left

A chicken and a pig are in a trench coat trying to look like a single person. The chicken is the head and the pig is the feet. It's from garfield and friends

this is you, this is what you look like

delicious 🥴

An Australopithecus is fighting baboons

oh you're on the paleo diet, huh? eatin alotta fresh baboon?

@ethan4you.bsky.social saw weapons the other day. thought it was great

fuck-a-luck-a-ding-dang-dong

in the lab late at night frankensteining a creature that can sniff out the blood of mac users

jaws in the supermarket. why not

Bait 3d poster

watching quality australian cinema: bait 3D

weird al style parody using band on the run as the template

me neither! we're doing so good on that front

don't be a melvin

no more websites. we're done. it's over

Astronaut says Gen Z often quits when things get uncomfortable—here’s the Jeff Bezos Blue Origin training that taught her to push through | Fortune From space rockets to 13-hour workdays, this millennial astronaut reveals the mind trick that can make discomfort your secret weapon to success.

fortune.com/2025/10/04/m...

entrepreneur "astronaut" who paid their way to briefly go to space: gen z needs to get fucked up ten ways from sunday if they wanna get to the stars. they need to be in constant agony, just screaming like a stuck pig,

Lucy the australopithecus is walking

walking into the pizza place to pick up my order

a katy perry one. nasa was not involved

i was on a forum back in the day. woke up and all the posts were gone. the moderator just decided to nuke everything. instead of dealing with a complicated problem he just deleted everything