@thepaleape.bsky.social
get the hell off my page!
cowboy kermit
even when he's dressed as a cowboy he's still gotta have the junk swingin
23.11.2025 01:11 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
reporter kermit the frog
kermit only wears clothes when he's a tv reporter. the second he clocks out, bam. completely naked. he puts away the frog dick only for FCC regulations
23.11.2025 01:07 β π 31 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0well its a reveal to me (i may just be forgetting)
23.11.2025 00:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0frank yoda face reveal!
23.11.2025 00:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0happy birthday, bird!
23.11.2025 00:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lol
23.11.2025 00:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A man wearing a tall silly hat
pulling up to the function in the freshest headgear of the 1500s
23.11.2025 00:30 β π 12 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1that is dope
23.11.2025 00:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0JFK is actually pronounced Jeff Kay
23.11.2025 00:21 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
An artistic rendering of a Woolly Mammoth
Science has not accomplished anything good until I'm driving a woolly mammoth to the grocery store.
23.11.2025 00:16 β π 13 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0its a whole untapped market, waiting to be filled
23.11.2025 00:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lol, love that
23.11.2025 00:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0happy birthday!
23.11.2025 00:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0good choice
23.11.2025 00:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0losing my mind when my chocolate flavored coffee tastes like chocolate
22.11.2025 23:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0dude's leaving him hanging. what an asshole
22.11.2025 23:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i refuse to acknowledge this loophole
22.11.2025 23:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A silhouette of a human next to the silhouette of a Chalicotherium. The Chalicotherium has a fist extended
chalicotheriums loved to play rock paper scissors
22.11.2025 23:36 β π 15 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0people should talk about journalists and anime less
22.11.2025 23:35 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0i'm doing ok. recovering from a bad head cold, but other than that i'm fine
22.11.2025 23:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0how's it going, mr hell duck
22.11.2025 23:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0there's a journalist named kizzo. that's great. quick question. can you stop typing things on here
22.11.2025 22:54 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0fuck is a nuzzli or whoever, shut up
22.11.2025 22:51 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0claire of tin
22.11.2025 07:34 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0why you gotta be a snitch!
22.11.2025 06:58 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0sure, i GUESS
22.11.2025 06:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0posting "jonathan j. "jack" o'neill from mgm's long running sci-fi show stargate sg-1 is baby girl" and then letting the tar pit take me
20.12.2024 21:37 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0don't mess with me while i'm on my perch and my head is under my wing, dude. i'm SLEEPIN
22.11.2025 04:53 β π 14 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0you'd just be watchin tv in, like, 2009 or '10. and he'd be on there
22.11.2025 04:16 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Kevin Corrigan. From tv
remember this guy? from tv? where did he come from. where did he go
22.11.2025 04:15 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0
