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Hunky Kong

@thepaleape.bsky.social

get the hell off my page!

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WHAT DID THEY DO WITH 2AM

08.03.2026 07:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ser duncan the tall action figure with shitting action

08.03.2026 06:54 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

they're about to steal my hour, those fucks!

08.03.2026 06:52 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ice honkey

08.03.2026 03:40 — 👍 29    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0

- optimus prime

08.03.2026 02:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

mr. brandt line

08.03.2026 02:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

its too late for me to find out what nirvana the show the band the guy the tea towel is

08.03.2026 02:16 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

i'm assuming some american academic decided saying developed and underdeveloped countries wasn't "woke" enough so they came up with the global south by glancing at a globe and noticing most countries in the southern hemisphere are poorer. but it's not all of em so it doesn't really work

08.03.2026 02:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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look at how dumb this is. south is whatever they say it is

08.03.2026 01:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

you can't say third world countries anymore. cuz of woke

08.03.2026 01:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

First off, I didn't throw "some bug" at you. I threw my specially trained war scorpion. Secondly, please give it back.

07.03.2026 21:13 — 👍 313    🔁 100    💬 3    📌 2

no

08.03.2026 01:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

teen titans go to the polls

08.03.2026 00:50 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

as annie lennox once said: "do-be-do-be-do-do-do (oh)"

07.03.2026 23:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you piss well, you must have klingon blood in your veins

07.03.2026 20:42 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yeah

07.03.2026 14:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

current day sean connery

07.03.2026 14:30 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Nas lyric: but don't say my cars topless, say the titties is out

Nas lyric: but don't say my cars topless, say the titties is out

ok, nas, sure

07.03.2026 08:11 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Ratbat on the cover of a transformers comic

Ratbat on the cover of a transformers comic

i just think he's neat

07.03.2026 07:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

[-this is now a ratbat stan account-]

07.03.2026 07:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

how dare you!!!

07.03.2026 07:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

his face is fine!! he's just as primus made him!!

07.03.2026 07:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i was eating cold pizza standing up earlier. like a fool!

07.03.2026 07:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

whats wrong with ratbat?

07.03.2026 07:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it never ends 😞

07.03.2026 05:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wait, isn't there another one in ufo 50? pingolf? WHAT IF GOLF WAS PINBALL

07.03.2026 05:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i've never bought one of these, yet i own one. ufo 50 includes one, golfaria. what if golf was a metroidvania adventure game!!

07.03.2026 04:59 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

correct

07.03.2026 03:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

every indie golf game is what if golf was an rpg or an open world rogue-lite deck builder extraction shooter. what if golf was a cooking mamas. anything but rich people slowly putting balls in holes

07.03.2026 03:17 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

they instantly explode

07.03.2026 02:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0