A very wholesome young man 🇭🇹

god i miss desus and mero

Friends I implore yall to be gentle with each other today. Im a person who is adjacent to both the health and entertainment industries. We can save health related conversations for another day lol I promise!

Oh there’s this one movie on Tubi that is intergalactic ass.

And they always THINK they doing something smh

This is me right now after procrastinating all month.

“You shouldn’t take Tylenol.”
- a heroin user

RFK Jr. saw 20 million lives saved by mRNA vaccines and thought, 'let's try the opposite!'

When I get my shit together I’m gonna circle back on this and express my life and admiration for the same thing lol

I hate bereavement when it’s someone close because I just be going through the waves of emotions

good. Fuck BetterHelp and all these techbro therapy start-ups who think they can do an Uber to mental health care providers, then pull the rug by replacing their gig worker therapists with LLMs trained on all the calls they record

I’m so mad the death of a friend is what needed to happen in order for everyone else to come together again. Like we’re all calling each other telling each we love them 😔

Never thought I made it to 34 but we here ❤️❤️❤️

Which goes for literally every book ever written. Eat the meat and spit out the bones.

*properly. Please follow that woman body cues and don’t be out here slurping wrong

I always said the 48 Laws of Power is a good book if you pick out the things you NEED as opposed to taking everything that’s in it lol

Hello friends!!!! So I was in the bounty in the county earlier this week and I need my blood pressure checked 🥴

Organization.

I organized all my affairs and removed alot of bloatware in my life.

It feels great to have order.

Summertime Depression is no joke 🥴

It’s too many of yall with the same Myra Monkhouse mugshot avi.

Y’all better play rock paper scissors or something.

THE LAST BUTTON LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

I do in fact be chilling & I can in fact giggle you right outta them hanes

She’s about as unhinged as Xavier 🥴🥴🥴 lmao

the cat distribution system has chosen. congratulations!

If I hear about the Cat Distribution System ONE MORE TIME!!!!!

Summer is here. Get chu a summer romance. Go places, do stuff, be up under the air conditioner sipping prosecco nude and laughing with each other.

A little update? A cat randomly showed up at my house and I took her in. I named her Selene lol

To whom it may concern:

KevOnStage:

My two hot takes for the day:

We're capable of caring about more than one thing at once. Some of us can multitask.

-AND-

We can't carry the weight of every crisis, every second, every day. It's impossible.