Shake&Mover

Wanting to split the cost for drinks is bad enough but requesting it in a text the next day is so much worse.

I know everyone has asked and begged but there’s got to be a way to revive, finish, rehash, adapt idk. I want more…

Idiot teenagers with a death wish.❤️
#Animorphs turns 29 years old this month. From the bottom of our hearts, thank you so much for reading and for keeping this series alive.

Never could have imagined this love and support when we cooked this idea up. (Next to a dumpster in Florida, incidentally.)

So the democrats want to hire the exact same people who just blew the election. Great

So is Trump and Elon just going to write EOs that get struck down for the next 4 years??

T-Pain is hilarious! 😂😂😂

It was so fun lmao

the entire "pivot to video" strategy that destroyed many of the sites you used to love was based on Facebook lying about video metrics, convincing everyone that was the only way their content was getting shared

they half-heartedly "apologized" for this years later, leaving burning wreckage behind

Did he say “night and shiny armor” ??

Everything is so fucking extreme

I don’t feel like working today, I mean at all

Thats exactly why they don't want it taught in schools

Once you lose a friend unexpectedly and never get the chance to tell them how much you love and appreciate them again, you'll understand why it's NEVER weird to say "I love you" to your friends.

I made a 16 bean soup today, I now know 16 different beans, we all got the same 24 hours

Duck fat goes crazy with eggs!

Guys I got into my masters program 🥺🥺

Furniture

See I’m not getting up fast enough for that

I ain’t been able to I work so much

“Do your dog and your cat get along” this is a black household they have no choice

Hi guys I missed you

Dan Da Dan makes me feel things and I just really want my dawg to get his nuts back.

Breathe, smoke, work out

I’ll tell Bluesky cus I don’t have very many followers but I got a new job working with autistic kids today

distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

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