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05.06.2025 19:56 β π 8508 π 592 π¬ 199 π 27@tinykittycommittee.bsky.social
I play games. I read books. I play with makeup. I inhale oxygen.
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05.06.2025 19:56 β π 8508 π 592 π¬ 199 π 27Happy Tuesday babes.
20.05.2025 13:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Whereβs my walker?
08.05.2025 21:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The 100 Men Vs 1 Gorilla debate
08.05.2025 21:13 β π 2119 π 268 π¬ 50 π 17Wake up babe new Pope dropped
08.05.2025 21:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fun fact vampirism makes you bald?
30.04.2025 03:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Finishing up The Ashes and the Star Cursed King βοΈ
28.04.2025 03:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0πΆ HERE HE COOOOMES THE CRIMSON CHIIIIIIIN πΆ
28.04.2025 03:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the guards cant stop me from committing crimes if i tell them i have a permit
27.04.2025 16:50 β π 19 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Some dumb ad: Weight loss is tough, but you're tougher!
Me: oh, you think so? Bitch, you have no idea who you're talking to. I am God's squishiest and sleepiest soldier. You think I'm tough? Say that to my face I will literally cry
Do you have any games on your phone?
28.04.2025 03:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Chooms, I have a cool Sunday read for you -- a thought-provoking piece about themes and identity of #Cyberpunk2077, check it out π
www.dbltap.com/features/cyb...
As is tradition.
27.04.2025 02:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm just tired. Of everything.
10.04.2025 00:25 β π 160 π 10 π¬ 13 π 0What an L we took today π $450 for the presented hardware is a *tough* sell.
02.04.2025 20:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0watching the switch 2 direct and they're spending so much time talking about the voice chat feature and I'm sitting here knowing I'm immediately gonna turn it off
02.04.2025 13:11 β π 181 π 13 π¬ 6 π 0Just a heads up: I will lightly stab anyone who tries to play an April Fool's joke on me.
31.03.2025 16:23 β π 30 π 2 π¬ 1 π 1Send help π
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31.03.2025 22:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Get the woman in your life what she really needs for her birthday: a dumpster. So she can throw the whole house away and start over.
29.03.2025 21:40 β π 43 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0Ate some scrambled eggs today like a goddamned millionaire.
11.03.2025 21:22 β π 11460 π 610 π¬ 452 π 36At my age, Iβve got a lot going for me
My eyes are going
My knees are going
My back is going
No matter how rough a week you had, just remember that Flavor Flav just finished setting all his clocks forward 1 hour
09.03.2025 18:49 β π 2643 π 417 π¬ 28 π 19#WomenInMaleDominatedFields π
08.03.2025 18:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you worked for 18F and got fired, Group together to start a consulting company.
Itβs just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create.
They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms.
Iβm happy to invest and/or help
A tattoo of Ralph Wiggum pointing to his brain, with text below saying βThey canβt use you if youβre uselessβ
Happy Monday babes β¨ Only 44 more to go this year π
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