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Ya gotta love TCM’s well-times editorials!

Truly one of my favorite activities

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Please enjoy this 3-parter from Mary, Our Saint of Small Sanities

I saw my reflection in a dollhouse mirror. And so begins my new life.

‘J’ is the most recent letter added to the alphabet.

I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.

Single-panel cartoon by Paul Noth. A woman carrying a coffee cup in a kitchen. Sitting at the counter is a man (presumably her husband/partner), who is wearing full military uniform and working on a laptop. She asks: "Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

Salon sign reads “Guaranteed Shorter Hair.”

“Meeting expectations since 1994.”

put my symptoms into WebMD and it said I have a really old joke format

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Thanks, everyone! My new #Dateline podcast called TRACE OF SUSPICION is already #1 on the Apple chart. Subscribers can listen now; everyone else can hear the first two episodes for free next Tuesday.

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Me [turning on my favorite show]: I can’t wait to watch this week’s episode. They ended on a cliffhanger last week.

Show: *devotes entire episode to flashback*

Me: SON OF A

Artists, quote post with an old piece that you still like :)

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a woman wearing glasses and a blue shirt is asking what a week huh ? Alt: A dark-haired woman wearing glasses and a blue shirt walking down a corridor with her boss. She says, "What a week, huh?" Boss, in a suit, turns to her and says, "Lemon, it's Wednesday."

@finchinabq.bsky.social Just think, with the upcoming time change it's already one hour closer to *next* Wednesday.

These days I find myself muttering “follow the money” at every turn.

I got new reading glasses at the store and as they gently tried to bag them I said, "Don't worry. I'm just gonna sit on them in 3 days."

Don't look to me for leadership. Sometimes I let YouTube ads play until the end because I feel bad for them.

Idk seems pretty irresponsible to start another day like RIGHT after the last one. And a Wednesday at that Borderline reckless.

Not today Satan 😘🖤🦄

The gorillas were wary of my presence at first. Then things got really bad.

I subscribed and so should you. More Aaron Rupar, less toady corporate oligarch media.

If I had spent $159 on a doormat, I certainly would not keep it outside.

Not every song you write is a good song but hey, you wrote it. You took a thought or a feeling or a sound and turned it into something that didn’t exist before. With the power of your mind, your muscles, and the instrument(s) of your choice, you made something new.

That is beautiful.

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As I grab a second chocolate dipped granola bar for the day, I sing a little line from Grease “There are worse things I could do than go with a boy or two.”