Jim Into Mystery

The psyop team has greatly underestimated by ability to complain about the things I love.

I'm in the US and don't see this screen anywhere on the MyAEW site. There's a section for purchase history and billing info, but nothing to buy. So I'm pretty sure these plans are region-locked, like AEW Plus on Triller.

Even if we pretend the podcasters are colluding to save their most distracting takes for the week of a big AEW show, I wouldn't believe that tactic is very productive or successful. "Cody says something spicy" won't make me forget about the $49.99 5-hour show that I'm planning my weekend around.

I see this complaint a lot, but it doesn't hold water with me. There's a pro wrestling story or two EVERY WEEK that dominates the news cycle and the discourse. But when it happens right before an AEW pay-per-view, I'm supposed to think it's an insidious psyop.

you don't have to convince these people that the thing you like is worthwhile

these people stop existing the moment you scroll past them, just say "girl fuck you" out loud and move on

Screenshot from Your AI Slop Bores Me, which shows my prompt and a random user's response: you asked for text say "i'm alive" "ai" responded I'm alive I'm right behind you they say forget but I'll remind you when the LLM so ahh you lowk take over its job https://youraislopbores.me

Holy shit

This is absolute peak European pro wrestling, right down to the part where I have no idea which guy in the photo is Rambo.

Two years before JURASSIC PARK, Superman gets a taste of what it would have been to live with dinosaurs, even introducing them to music from 100 million years later. #TriangleEra35

Wait did you actually invite AN ENTIRE HOCKEY TEAM to your wedding? (I am instantly transformed into the nosy neighbor from a 1990s sitcom.)

Not sure Haku got enough body-on-body contact with that pin, but the referee's decision is final.

SHESSSSS BACCCCKKKKKKK #CEO #CMLL

Mercedes Mone's costume is worth the entire $10 I spent on this show #CMLL

Watching CMLL tonight so I am getting my quarterly reminder to drink Clamato, the refreshing beverage plastered on the jumbotron because there are ads everywh ROSHFRANS ROSHFRANS ROSHFRANS

My guess is the English commentary feed is glitchy and it's a low priority in the production truck.

Last Supper AU where Jesus says "I have something important to say! One of you will betray me...unless I get to you first!" and then he lays out four of his apostles and replaces them with Lance Archer.

Text reads: "i hope this email doesn't find you I hope you've escaped and now you're free" over an impressionist painting of a black cat in a lily pond

Good morning ☕️

My favorite scene from Transformers is the one where everyone is shooting Bruticus in the dick but he doesn’t care

I find it fun, but that's mainly because I don't ever expect to get within ten feet of him. I wouldn't want to get anywhere near Darby Allin either--just seems like the type to start a knife fight with someone like Gabe. A lot of wrestlers give me that vibe tbh.

They've been an entrance company since the 1980s.

Finally, a tool specifically for stabbing comedian Jm J. Bullock

I think the technical term is "careers in quantum quantum quantum."

Saw someone mention Pacific Rim the other day, which reminded me that sometimes B's "just trust me bro" movies turn out to be great! On the whole I'd rather take my chances than not.

A few days ago I saw someone pitch that MJF should let Kevin Knight beat him for the world title, to force Hangman to fight his buddy in the Texas death match, which would somehow prove Hangman is a hypocrite, which is somehow more important to Max than being the champion.

Very exciting to be assured that AEW will never hire Road Dogg, according to this, the website that definitely knew AEW would never hire Andrade, Ciampa, and the Iinspiration.

It's all well and good to let Yota Tsuji and Callum Newman do worky-shooty complaints about AEW, but it's all just hot air when most of the roster can't even outwit House of Torture. Maybe work on that first.

The only way New Japan can meaningfully address the problem is to keep recruiting new talent to push as established stars leave or get old. They do this. It just doesn't feel like it's working because most of the new stars get "pushed" by being sad about losing all the time.

The idea that New Japan should magically have the money to pay top stars to stay forever is absurd. Everybody has to go away one way or another. AJ Styles is never coming back but neither is Tanahashi. Turnover and rebuilding years are unavoidable.

The angst about New Japan talent leaving for AEW is pointless. Their working relationship is not causing the migration, and is not a problem to be solved. The US is a higher paying market, it has been for years, and it probably will be for years.