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Alicia Tobin

@aliciatobin.bsky.social

Comedian, writer. My book https://arsenalpulp.com/Books/S/So-You-re-a-Little-Sad-So-What

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After Cllr Lenny Zhou is caught publishing defamatory libel, manufacturing falsehoods accusing us of being drug users/dealers and fomenting ugly divisive rhetoric
--this statement is not an apology, it's not even an excuse.

Zhou, communicating solely to media, while mayor so far fails to disavow.

25.02.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

I deserve sunshine.

25.02.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He should lose his job over this. An apology will never be enough.

25.02.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perf

24.02.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess you can cry in any seat on the bus but I wish there was one seat reserved for it, like how the seat closest to the driver is for our loneliest guys, the crying seat would be the very last seat on the bus, in a corner, looking out a window, perfect for all sorts of tears.

24.02.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of my black miniature poodle sitting in our living room  making intense and unwavering eye contact. His * is definitely touching the rug.

A picture of my black miniature poodle sitting in our living room making intense and unwavering eye contact. His * is definitely touching the rug.

Hank had a wee bit of fish and chips for lunch and he is overwhelmed with desire for more.

21.02.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A Pattison Company’s Possible Deal with ICE Brings Boycott Threats | The Tyee Trump’s immigration enforcement agency wants to buy a warehouse for a β€˜processing centre’ in Virginia.

I spoke to a woman who lives near this warehouse. The concern is that the plans for this facility mean that ICE is getting ready to come to her city (Richmond, Virginia). Allie Carpenter asked BC residents to help pressure the company to not go through with this sale. thetyee.ca/News/2026/01...

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Save the date!

26.01.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Can you share more details?

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β€œPumpkin-headed boy” (Vlad) and β€œFuzzy caterpillar” (Wolfie)

13.01.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg the typos

13.01.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A theme has emerged!

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Poops, lil poops, or pooper

13.01.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Beauties!

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We occasionally call Crackers "Crack-a-lacker-dinger-donger" and Goldfish "Goldie-Fawnie" but I mostly use their real names because they're awesome names.

13.01.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Very 🀣

13.01.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perf!

13.01.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I call Birdie (short for Ladybird) β€œBirdemic”.

13.01.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

My Chihuahua mix Luci often goes by "Turd Baby".

13.01.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd love to hear your pets'most recent nicknames. I just called my dog (Hank) "Little Dirt".

13.01.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Kinda super beautiful idea

12.01.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wearing a green sash in public that reads Open To Friendship

12.01.2026 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Big news- my nervous system has turned to dust!

08.01.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Teen Angst Night Brave adults reading directly from their teenage notebooks the most embarrassing, cringy and dramatic moments for your entertainment!

Last January’s Teen Angst show sold out. This year show is Friday, January 9. So I’m warning you to get your tickets ASAP www.eventbrite.ca/e/teen-angst...

02.01.2026 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg. Yes.

01.01.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not just missing out on hotdogs, but he specifically chose it over the previous night's leftover pasta.

31.12.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

R.I.P. 2025 (2025 - 2025)

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Unfortch.

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