nobodyⓋ

To do list: burst someone's bubble stir the pot toot my own horn add my 2 cents skate on thin ice add fuel to the fire

Idk how cats manage to follow you from in front but they love that sht

BREAKING - Greta Thunberg has reportedly been released from Ktzi’ot Prison and is now en route to Eilat Airport to be deported to Athens
#FreedomGretaThunberg

[picture of asleep cat] Snoring like he's never paid an electric bill in his life

lmfao

a bag of "Get Movin' Crackers."

what the green flag means at a NASCAR race

Meme: cat sitting with its arms crossed wearing a hat in front of an old western themed town with text that reads “neral Store currently fightin' a stummy ache, but I ain't any less of a cowboy”

i like ppl with a lot of trauma who still give a fuck about other ppl

Dude HELL yeah

https://www.webfx.com/blog/internet/the-6-companies-that-own-almost-all-media-infographic/

While it LOOKS like Trump is making everybody capitulate, you guys realize 6 people own 90% of ALL media in America?

There are not tens of thousands of people capitulating. There are just a few old men—lusting for more power—

& Trump is giving it to them!

That’s what Kimmel's cancellation means.

Just shotgunned a jolt happy Wednesday

thinking about just becoming The Horrors™️

every day i think about the fact that america doesn’t have free healthcare but we pay for israel’s free healthcare and it pisses me off to no end

Friendly reminder that someone's growth is NOT your responsibility. They are on their own path, just like you. The growth they need may happen in a few years, a few decades, or even a few lifetimes. Holding on to someone else's shortcomings is both fruitless and heavy.

$20 SAYS YOU’LL REMEMBER ME WHEN YOU SEE ME ON YOUR TV SCREEN

“No death is good.”
“Nobody should die”
Ok

Oh it’s someone I’ve known for 20 years and they said only god can judge who should die and even though I have a god complex (and I always have), I’m not god 💀💀💀

Someone told me today that I have a God complex 💀

Someone just sent me a message thanking me for posting about everything I post about

Accidentally saw the video. Shocking to watch.

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr

Winds of plague in the Applebees

Not liking audiobooks is super valid, by the way. But if it’s holding you back or you’re using it as an excuse to not get better and you’re still not making time to read physical books, you are just making excuses.

I love when people are like “I just can’t do audiobooks”

But then listen to a two hour podcast

Hey there Delilah
Whats it like to post for pity
Saw your drama on the TL and your takes they are so shitty
But you do you

Set myself on fire

Big scary black widow in a garage

TERRIFYING

I’m like super sunburned actually

a big pile of stickers with text that reads “girlhood is collecting stickers but being too scared to waste them”