Paul Miller LVO

Little did I realise when Jonti made this I'd be able to get bragging points 20+ years later by saying to strangers "this was made by my flatmate in my flat"

Looking forward to my spot at the REBELLION FESTIVAL in Blackpool (literary stage at 8pm tonight). Talking about my memoir. I'm afraid it's SOLD OUT but that's kinda good! 😎 Meeting up with my pal, guitar hero CHRIS SPEDDING there, who has his spot tomorrow (Saturday).
@Republic_Media

Just finished reading it - really good yarn (but you missed me out!). You really burned through money at times!

I like that! Best thing on the Internet today - congrats!

Poem title: At the Intersection The poem is divided into two overlapping circles. The left-hand circle is titled ‘me’ and the text reads: the day we went out to have an ice-cream, we said nothing just let our silence melt in the air as we walked across the common our love never tiring at all The right-hand circle is titled ‘you’ and the text reads: we should have talked it over but nothing ever seems to get in your fat head. You are so common that I wish we’d never met at all and I’d married Tim instead In the intersection of the poem (where the two circles overlap), the text reads: we have nothing in common at all

The mathematician John Venn was born on this day in 1834. To commemorate the occasion, here’s a poem in the form of a Venn diagram.

I was down at Bell Green and it was apocalyptic!

Boom tish!

The cantina band from Star Wars seems even weirder now we know from Andor that the bar could’ve just been playing normal techno

Very prescient! #DerrenBrown

So whoda thought that Marc Bolan and Helen Shapiro were in the same year at the same primary school and were in a band. I'd like to think that they were managed by Alan Sugar, who was also in the same year at the same primary school!

I'm going to add a "me too" to this as well. Absolutely fantastic work by everyone and a fab night out. #BabyBio

Watch Sting and Shaggy perform at the Queen's birthday party Queen Elizabeth to celebrated her 92nd birthday with a performance from a whole host of musical acts including Sting and Shaggy.

I think it is. www.nme.com/news/music/w...

Queenie liked them

Here's the receipt! en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Th...

They performed together at the Queen's 90th birthday bash at the Royal Albert Hall! Even Lizzy 2 was a massive fan girl!

I was just about to say the same thing.

Am obliged to point out whenever this album is mentioned, that Mr Tumble also visited the same spot, although possibly not to summon demons

Nicely!

I see what you did there! Very good!

Best joke of all time! Still say this to my wife every time I have to leave somewhere. Thanks for the memory!

Congratulations! Hope you enjoyed it! US traitors next.

One second from every episode of Twin Peaks.

A giant walrus, the size of an elephant, sits on a fiberglass ice platform, in a display hall of a museum. It has long white tusks and pebbly brown skin. From Atlas Obscura: "Walrus, standing proud (photograph by Tom Natt)"

The Horniman Natural History Gallery features this stunning walrus.

It was transported to England, purchased in 1886. There, the taxidermists, having never seen one in the wild, stuffed it until the wrinkles smoothed out.

This is a fully inflated walrus, my friends.
MAXIMUM WALRUS.

(📷: Tom Natt)

@ginkgoake.bsky.social Hi Bruce! Looking good (as always!). It's a much friendlier place here. Looking forward to hearing what you say.

Foto der zunehmenden Mondsichel mit Saturn und dessen Mond Titan dicht am Rand, aufgenommen am 4. Januar 2025 um 19:39 Uhr direkt nach der Bedeckung des Saturn durch den Mond

Die Saturn-Bedeckung durch den #Mond vor einigen Stunden war ein wirklich enges Rennen gegen die Wolken. Immerhin konnte ich den Austritt des #Saturn am hellen Mondrand durchs Teleskop verfolgen - eine schöne Premiere für mich (Aufnahmedaten im Bild). #astrophotography 🔭

Look up - it's truly spectacular!

Venus and the Moon looking gorgeous this evening. Plus Earthshine lighting up the dark part of the Moon

And obviously full of baby-bio!

An engraved & highly decorate sewage manhole cover reading THE WHITECHAPEL FATBERG WAS DEFEATED HERE IN 2017

Did you know there is a commemorative manhole cover in Whitechapel celebrating the defeat of the 2017 fatberg?

To find it: head west out of the station along the north side of the High Street, it's by the pedestrian crossing in-line with the far end of the hospital opposite.

w3w bond/fame/agents

You're getting very good at this fried egg skill!