Megatron

IT’s REAL HIGH AND MIGHTY ON THIS APP

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Sarge: Are you ready to protect America from this illegal Invasion?

Recruit: I was born ready, Sir

Sarge: Drop and give me 15

Recruit: hol up

WHY WOULD ICE NEED CHEMICAL WEAPONS AND GUIDED MISSILE WARHEADS?????

IM FINNA JOIN ICE AND DOUBLE CROSS ‘EM

Y’all are talking about whether vampires & zombies can consent to sexual interactions.

Instead of free healthcare, we’re bombing children and paying weak Nazis.

THERE’s TALK ON HERE ABOUT BEING TOO HORNY TO KILL ZOMBIE MEG THE STALLION…

HOW YOU WANNA REMOVE HUMANS BUT YOU CANT DO FIFTEEN PUSHUPS? 😂😂😂

Had the whole unit looking foolish

The 2nd amendment was created so we would have a solution for 🧊

iKnew they were weak when they couldnt catch the guy on the bike lol

Yall. We can take the dudes in a fight lmfao

Lmaoooo

A 14 minute mile? You can walk that lmao.

15 pushups is doable with a week’s notice.

Idk about 32 sit-ups, but that seems extremely manageable too lmfao

I’m sorry man any ex athlete can get off the couch and do this without even warming up man

Alcoholics, domestic abusers, & cops are all fine to have guns, but not potheads.

Somebody showed him that video of Meg walking

My bad

That’s Satan pulling him down

AND THEY DONT NEED TO MAKE THE POPULATION DUMBER TO CONTROL US… THEY HAVE BEEN CONTROLLING US LOL

AI IS BEING FORCED DOWN OUT THROATS BECAUSE THE BILLIONAIRES DONT WANT TO PAY FOR LABOR… THIS ISNT MY GUESS OR OPINION… THEY HAVE SAID THE WORDS THEMSELVES

😂😂😂😂😂

HI GUYS… HAVE YALL STRAPPED UP YET? IT WILL FUCK AROUND AND BE ILLEGAL FOR *US* BY CHRISTMAS THE WAY THESE MAGA LUNATICS ARE MOVING

We don’t have to listen to just BOY STUFF BOY STUFF

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Reese cups

Space walk??? Never heard of it…it’s a bouncy house/castle