SeparationOfChurchAndKate

We can all agree that there is no noise in Space. That said, they're gonna hear that shit on MARS!

Temu Troopers!! 🤣

Common decibel dangers:
110 Leaf Blower
120 Ambulance Siren
130 Jackhammer, Power Drill
140 Airplane Taking Off
150 Jet Engine Taking Off
189 Rocket Launching from Pad
4000 National Nightmare Finally Over

A black unicorn with rainbow vines and flowers flowing up its neck

In my mind, this is you

Had a coworker give me a mug once that said "I'm a happy little ray of pitch black"

A pot of mysterious red goo from the good people at Spirit Halloween labeled "Glitter Blood" (Sang Scintillant) Dazzling, Sparkly Blood. ...as if that is a thing that was ever wanted or required

New nickname for the perky goth in your life:

Yet she lost points for citing The Smithsonian 🙄

Fun facts about the Bearded Vulture:
- they subsist primarily off pure bone, making them a key member of nature's cleanup crew (and Metal af)
- their head feathers are actually white, but they rub colored dust and mud onto them, making them a rare animal that intentionally wears makeup

Love them!

If it helps, there are a LOT of conservation groups doing what they can for the Bearded Vulture (Vulpro springs to mind), they are doing better in Africa than Europe, and have been spotted in places in Europe they haven't been in forever. People are trying. : ( ❤️

The world is awful, so here's something better: there's an almost 12' shark (11' 11") named Hanna off the coast of New Orleans right now. She weighs 722 pounds, and she's pregnant! So yay for Hanna!

Gonna be rude if the rapture happens AFTER we've all put in hours at work. You couldn't have raptured all these people BEFORE I had to sit in a useless 2 hour meeting with them??

This guy gets it

Love it when autocorrect changes a word I typed, then says it doesn't make sense in the sentence. Like, I know, bitch.

Ex: I gave blood yesterday
Changed gave to have. Then suggested "I have blood yesterday" made no sense and maybe meant to say "I had blood yesterday"? Like I fucking misplaced it?

A picture of hair defying gravity and forming a wave very similar to The Great Wave by Japanese artist Hokusai

The Great Wave by Japanese artist Hokusai, depicting a large wave in choppy seas with Mount Fuji in the background

Who wore it better?

Anybody else remember that strange flash-in-the-pan that was Web TV? Mind boggling in the moment.

"You mean I can chat on AOL...on my TV?! In a way that is slower/more frustrating/less efficient than my computer?! Incredible. Truly a mark of sophistication and class."

Finally got around to seeing The Accountant 2, and the most unrealistic part was a Federal Agent NOT wanting to use illegal means to reach their goals. Very difficult to suspend disbelief there

A screenshot from Tumblr User milfsisyphus suggesting that weed dispensaries should ask if you want to round up your purchase to donate to PBS, and if you do you get 30 day access to the complete series of Antiques Roadshow, allowing drugs to win the war on drugs.

Sorry to be one of those "reposts Tumblr" jerks, but this is a great idea.

Stevia gives kids rabies! It makes your junk soft and flaccid. Stevia contains Steviol glycosides, which are sugar molecules bound to non-sugar molecules (aglycone) (actual fact), so you might as well just eat sugar without the "additives" that Stevia has! (Health influencers HATE "additives")

Fun fact abt Black Vultures: When Bald Eagles initially fledge, they suck at hunting, so they will often scavenge. But they can't smell, so finding food = hard. Enter your neighbor, who can smell fantastically. So they find the food, BE uses its more powerful beak to rip it up, everybody eats. ❤️

I love this so much and I seethe with jealousy.

Vulture Rain Ambiance 10 Hours ...play.

They are recurring problems

I really feel like being resurrected on a giant metal slab in a lightning storm to the sound of maniacal laughter would fix a lot of my problems.

I'll stop the beans on toast, but you might rock a tweed jacket. 🤎

A movie poster for the movie Let The Right One In, showing a young girl with blood dripping down her chin sitting atop the presumed corpse of a grown man who has been eaten by the girl, who is a vampire. The photo has been badly edited to add the iconic frosted tips of Guy Fieri to the girl's head.

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Several white men between the approximate ages of 20-40 being entirely too excited about a gong. Caption reads: unlimited fun for celebrations! Let us help you but the perfect gong for your business and gifts

A large brindle Great Dane, looking mopey, has decided to forsake this life of flesh and become a leggy donut.

My dog is the embodiment of how I'm feeling after this cold, rainy week: just give up and become a donut.

YouTube video by vintagemacmuseum Apple Switch - Ellen Feiss (2002)

Anybody remember Ellen Feiss? I hope she's doing well.

youtu.be/c72d4-LpilM?...

Me, watching a documentary about how high speed cameras show bats crash into each other all the time: that guy looks unhappy

@screaming.party : yeah, he's working with video --_--

The most Waffle House headline I've ever read that wasn't about a Waffle House