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It's too early in this game to be mad but not too early to be annoyed

03.03.2026 02:43 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Netanyahu to the U.S. Congress, 2002: "If you take out Saddam, Saddam's regime, I guarantee you that it will have enormous positive reverberations on the region."

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Once Tyus's signing is official, Nuggets can roll out a Jones-Jones-Jones-Jonas lineup

03.03.2026 01:50 — 👍 37    🔁 4    💬 5    📌 0
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What is happening?!

03.03.2026 00:20 — 👍 22    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0
Cameron Brink/William Howard Taft

Cameron Brink/William Howard Taft

Cameron Brink/William Howard Taft

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Joey Chestnut/JFK

Joey Chestnut/JFK

Joey Chestnut/JFK

02.03.2026 23:56 — 👍 155    🔁 47    💬 8    📌 16

If we try really hard we can reset the calendar like in LoTR when they made the year start on the day the ring was destroyed

02.03.2026 18:59 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

My neighbour told me Kuwaiti air defence keeps eating his F-15s so I asked how many F-15s he had and he told me he just goes and gets another F-15 so I said it sounds like he's just feeding F-15s to Kuwaiti air defence and then his daughter started crying

02.03.2026 13:38 — 👍 1684    🔁 302    💬 18    📌 4

Sko

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things of that nature

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"The trade was not that you were getting exposed to geopolitics when moving to Dubai."

02.03.2026 15:19 — 👍 3124    🔁 505    💬 169    📌 455
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Every single three six mafia song

02.03.2026 16:22 — 👍 74    🔁 7    💬 4    📌 4
Quote from Washington Times editorial board

"[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

02.03.2026 11:57 — 👍 37298    🔁 5827    💬 4132    📌 1631

welcome to the WarnerParamount+ app, your home for every movie kathryn bigelow can pitch to the DoD. i'm your AI help bot, basedy. i'm not one of those woke chatbots. you wanna watch the sopranos again? i have a version that adjusted the volume level so the homophobia is louder than the rest

02.03.2026 14:42 — 👍 491    🔁 84    💬 4    📌 1
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Playing Free: Brett Sullivan’s Resilient Road to the Rockies “The vibes are at an all-time high,” Sullivan said. “The boys are buzzing in the locker room, and I think we’re taking it out on the field.”  ow he enters his first camp with Colorado looking for another opportunity to prove he belongs — and so far, he is doing just that.

“The vibes are at an all-time high,” Sullivan said. “The boys are buzzing in the locker room, and I think we’re taking it out on the field.” 

ow he enters his first camp with Colorado looking for another opportunity to prove he belongs — and so far, he is doing just that.

02.03.2026 13:53 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Remember: If you are a billionaire, a wealth tax and cap are for your *own protection.* The income tax rate at the end of a pitchfork is 100%.

02.03.2026 05:06 — 👍 845    🔁 221    💬 20    📌 1

🤙

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I think the Nuggets problems are that their projected full rotation has played together for 10 games and if it was any other team you’d probably just say that.

01.03.2026 23:11 — 👍 22    🔁 1    💬 5    📌 0
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people judging "porter for johnson" as the trade and not "porter for johnson and valančiūnas and future salary relief" is disingenuous

01.03.2026 22:45 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Nickn’t

01.03.2026 22:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

FUCK

01.03.2026 22:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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They call him Ant because he's Anti-gay

01.03.2026 21:34 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

A few years ago people kept receiving random seeds of invasive non-native plants and there were so many conspiracy theories about it being some scheme by china or something, it ended up just being what you described.

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got a very special visitor for the week

01.03.2026 21:05 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0