We all have a seemingly-important task at work that we just ignore because we know it'll actually take care of itself
05.03.2026 18:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have nothing but respect for the people at Sony/Disney whose attitude toward "should we promote the next Spider-Man film" seems to be "nah people will go to see it anyway, I've got other shit to do"
05.03.2026 18:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ides of March are only 10 days away, I'm pointing out for absolutely no reason
05.03.2026 18:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"World Book" Day? It's called an atlas
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BREAKING: Iranian artists TRICKED US-Israeli joint forces with "paintings on the ground." Experts believe that the recently contracted OpenAl-driven weapon technologies have "wasted millions of dollars" worth of missiles.
Art really scored one against AI here.
05.03.2026 06:25 — 👍 1789 🔁 435 💬 27 📌 59One of the immutable truths of the world we live in: There will always be money for war
04.03.2026 21:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.
04.03.2026 20:50 — 👍 7023 🔁 2551 💬 20 📌 36Arsenal lining up an honorary PL winners medal for [insert name of Nottingham Forest manager]
04.03.2026 21:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Four teams separated by 3 points with 9 games to go? Sure wouldn't want to be the club with absolutely zero relegation dogfight experience...
04.03.2026 21:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know the Championship is a hell division, but I would not want to be involved in that scrap to not finish 18th in the Prem right now...
04.03.2026 21:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Somehow Ayatollah Khamenei returned
04.03.2026 06:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rock flag and eagle
03.03.2026 22:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hang on I've seen this movie before
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The BBC's "match momentum" graph for Wolves 2-1 Liverpool, showing the away team absolutely bossing the shit out of it for all but about five total minutes across the entire 90
Proper "the only stat that matters is the scoreline" stuff.
03.03.2026 22:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sickos dot gif
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Sorry I've been watching 90s Godzilla movies.
Liverpool are doing WHAT?
(Yes yes. NOT ALL AMERICANS. Just the ones in charge)
03.03.2026 06:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Well they're gonna attack us anyway, may as well blow a few of them up first!"
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- Our mate was going to do it
- We would have been the victims of the retaliation
- So we did it ourselves
- And are currently the victims of the retaliation
Fucking masterful conflict resolution strategy there, guys
It's too early in the year for me to wrap my brain round this
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Anyway
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Certainly looks to be preventing skin alright
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Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!
02.03.2026 19:28 — 👍 7796 🔁 1858 💬 51 📌 41I don’t know how to use chatgpt etc but I imagine it’s going to a website and typing “oh no what groceries do I buy please tell me false god for I am so weak I cannot go on” as your brain atrophies and leaks out of your ears from disuse and the machine is like “buy eggs milk bread and a horse”
27.02.2026 13:29 — 👍 2154 🔁 680 💬 20 📌 0My neighbour told me Kuwaiti air defence keeps eating his F-15s so I asked how many F-15s he had and he told me he just goes and gets another F-15 so I said it sounds like he's just feeding F-15s to Kuwaiti air defence and then his daughter started crying
02.03.2026 13:38 — 👍 1810 🔁 328 💬 19 📌 5Labour’s watchword: well it may not be popular but at least we’re doing the wrong thing
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The Suicide Squad (2021)
dir. James Gunn
