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@risingpun.bsky.social

Freelance writer/humor columnist/sushi enthusiast National Press Club's 2024 Angele Gingras Humor Award winner My free semi-monthly newsletter has bad puns, jokes in parentheses, and very rarely, insightful commentary: https://buttondown.email/RisingPun

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Back in late 2015/early 2016 when everyone presumed Trump would be crushed in the primary, I co-wrote a musical about his disastrous presidency.

05.03.2026 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know people were worried the US is attacking Iran with no real plan, but there is a plan: Apparently our fucking government is literally trying to bring on armageddon.

03.03.2026 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing this from a fellow blueskyer broke me.

Now I'm a broken man on an owl facts peer.

28.02.2026 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Emo standing on the ceiling at the 99.

27.02.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Certainly apparent in the regime's approach to foreign policy - nothing is more foreign to them than the concept of mutually beneficial alliance with other autonomous parties that have their own wants and needs.

23.02.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hold your demon tongue!

23.02.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They literally showed off fake security videos as a demo.

It is certainly the greatest gift scammers and liars could ask for.

22.02.2026 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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[Seth Says] Good, Evil, and Nonsense Q: Why does a pianist always have his piano in black and white?A: Because he's a man a'keyin'! I'm not normally given to a Manichean worldview because life...

Come for the Love Thy Neighbor, stay for the terrible Star Wars puns:

buttondown.com/RisingPun/ar...

20.02.2026 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Think of the most gullible person you know.

AI is twice as gullible. It has automated credulity and confident repetition of nonsense.

19.02.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Putting criminal gangs in charge of policing Gaza is a natural next step for the Trump Syndicate, having already put criminal gangs in charge of terrorising immigrants in the US.

19.02.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dear Ursula (The Science Fiction Song)
YouTube video by Katherine Saxon Dear Ursula (The Science Fiction Song)

Certainly easier to understand the current moment if you've read classic sci-fi:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n9B...

19.02.2026 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The war on love Love has long been opposed by the current administration but previously only fought with more targeted actions like painting over murals promoting compassion and integrity at the FBI. Going forward,

Watch the Talarico interview on Colbert. And also, ideally, read this:

www.berkshireeagle.com/opinion/colu...

19.02.2026 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Found a tasty snack that's sweet, healthy, high in fiber, and perfect to eat at my desk while keeping my hands clean.

Go fig.

18.02.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can completely uninstall/disable copilot on Windows. Your system and local search will run faster afterward. www.howtogeek.com/how-to-rip-o...

17.02.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7229    πŸ” 4347    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 36

I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland.

And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.

18.02.2026 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 20806    πŸ” 5580    πŸ’¬ 217    πŸ“Œ 376

Note this is the exact same argument AI companies use to steal from artists without permission or compensation:

"What we want is impossible to do legally, so we're gonna ignore the law, because our big project will bring us tons of money and power so it's special."

Incompatible with Rule of Law.

17.02.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know there are 17 other horrible things going on right now, but COVID continues to be a massive problem.

But good news:

It's way easier to protect yourself from COVID than from fascism. (although wearing a KN-95/KF-94 mask in crowds may be some whynotboth.gif)

16.02.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Valentine's Day Poem to an Evangelical" (2018)

You love an honest man of unswerving faith and moral clarity,
Who follows Christ's ideals of fidelity, compassion, and charity,
Or you love a man who lacks any of that,
As long he beats the Democrat.

14.02.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just noting this because I have cited the trends a lot recently: Tracking data from Civiqs now shows a plurality of the public favors abolishing ICE, with 47% in support and 46% opposed. Independents are net +5 on abolish, up from -40 a year ago substack.com/profile/4791...

14.02.2026 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 923    πŸ” 271    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 24

The King of Sandwiches! FINALLY!

14.02.2026 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
3-panel comic meme:
1) Dog holding frisbee in mouth saying "Pls spend??"
2) Hand reaches for frisbee, dog says "NO WAGE!"
3) Close-up on angry dog saying "ONLY SPEND"

(meme based on original "Pls throw?", hand reaching and dog says "NO TAKE!", then angry dog "ONLY THROW")

3-panel comic meme: 1) Dog holding frisbee in mouth saying "Pls spend??" 2) Hand reaches for frisbee, dog says "NO WAGE!" 3) Close-up on angry dog saying "ONLY SPEND" (meme based on original "Pls throw?", hand reaching and dog says "NO TAKE!", then angry dog "ONLY THROW")

13.02.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 633    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
In addition to their concerns about the conditions in which ICE detainees would be held, local leaders warned that an ICE warehouse in their town of about 30,000 residents could place a heavy burden on emergency services and tarnish the community’s public image while reducing property tax revenues.

In addition to their concerns about the conditions in which ICE detainees would be held, local leaders warned that an ICE warehouse in their town of about 30,000 residents could place a heavy burden on emergency services and tarnish the community’s public image while reducing property tax revenues.

for better or worse, this will probably be the most successful and compelling argument by communities against ICE concentration camps being built:

(from this piece: archive.is/eGsQf)

13.02.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2817    πŸ” 631    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 81

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

11.02.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 11992    πŸ” 4159    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 191

Pure evil, assaulting people for the crime of existing.

11.02.2026 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Boston and Providence are on the tour. (If you're in Western MA and Boston is too far, I get it, I had to go to Albany to see her last time. Totally worth it though!)

11.02.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The agents murdering US Citizens have had years of training. Any focus on making American communities safer starts with 0 funding for ICE and their unconstitutional violent behavior.

11.02.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What, you're not convinced that the party working overtime to protect billionaire pedophiles and whose president appears more times in the Epstein Files than Jesus appears in the Bible is focused on punishing heinous perpetrators of sexual assault against minors?

10.02.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Authoritarian regimes make you feel like shit because they will never admit they’re losing.

But Trump is losing β€” and it’s because of the organizing work you’re doing.

10.02.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2336    πŸ” 805    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 28

I rapped over the weekend and I did not lip sync.

10.02.2026 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

From destroying healthcare to terrorizing non-white Americans, much of the regime's destruction were laid out in Heritage's Project 2025.

Some folks said "they wouldn't actually do that stuff!" They did.

The next plan is rollback women's rights. Ask 1970's Iran how fast that can happen.

09.02.2026 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0