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adult! she's 4. this way she can eat the same food as the wonder twins and we skip personality question marks. i've got a love bug who purrs at me constantly and that's exactly what I wanted. There's more pics in the conHQ server if you wanna see.

lol yes but there's a NEW kitty the effect is slightly more dramatic

a tortie kitty curled up on a green bed

she finally slowed down for a nap but she purrs in her sleep???

URL: xkcd.com/231 A line comic showing a graph with two lines, Intelligence (a decreasing curve) and Inanity of Statements (an increasing curve) over the variable Human Proximity To Cat (far to near). Below the graph are a series of stick figured. The left and middle stick figures are standing notmally. The right stick figure, next to a cat, has its arms raised in delight and is declaring, "You're a kitty!"

happening live in my house right now

spouse just asked me if I had any idea why old X-Files was in wide screen and like looked so good and I was just like??? They shot it on film???

oh for sure yeah what i meant by "Vancouver is on the table" was in fact places like 100km outside Vancouver but connected by commuter rail

i mean we currently live in earthquake territory in cali and it's never bothered me idk

too bad Vancouver was actually on the table

anyway they've also ruled out quebec for being batshit and winnipeg for being a flood zone. I will keep you all updated as more cities and/or entire provinces are ruled out.

spouse is way more interested in canadian news stories than they used to be and keeps being like "we're not moving to alberta they're texas" and i wasn't aware we were moving at all? we bought a house we planned to live and die here. I mean I guess it's not bad to have a backup plan re trump but

my spouse told me about the canadian descent citizenship law and pulling their family birth certs til they figured out grandpa was canadian--

by saying "guess what! we're canadian now!"

i had to be like i, i don't think it's automatically transmissible by marriage, dear

☑️laundry
•put AWAY laundry including all the stuff i stashed in the guest room
☑️dishes again
☑️clean the cat carrier and cat cube
☑️the litter boxes
☑️go by the shelter
☑️clean out mt kleenex by my bed
•take out the bathroom trash?
•grocery shopping

okay. stuff i wanna do tomorrow:
•laundry
•put AWAY laundry including all the stuff i stashed in the guest room
•dishes again
•clean the cat carrier and cat cube
•the litter boxes
•go by the shelter
•grocery shopping

there are 5.2 million seasons of L&O and spin-offs. it predates broadcast television, radio, film, and the proscenium arch. it has always existed. it will always exist. dun dun.

haha in retrospect it's also fucking hilarious when Lorca meets "lt ash tyler" in a klingon pow camp like two guys trying to convince each other they were the sole survivors of their starfleet vessels at the battle of binary stars congratulating each other on how brave they were AND BOTH LYING irony

yeah, apparently, sometimes the agitator eats them which I keep being like no??? Drain holes should not be big enough for garments??? how dare???

speaking of the recommended high protein diet I wish I could afford lmao

i have a bag of unpaired socks hanging in the laundry closet. i keep hoping their mates will return from the war (sometimes they do! sometimes they turn up in a subsequent load)

lol i kinda wanna jump to SNW affer 2 seasons

I've seen the first few seasons before so I know Lorca's secret. It makes his reference to Elon Musk as one of the greats of history with Zefram Cochrane more bearable. Like yeah I bet Musk was super popular in murder mirrorverse

watching st:disco from the beginning and i find it depressing that diegetically, Michael's transition to natural hair was "I went to prison and stopped making myself presentable"

it's The Stars Undying/The Sea Eternal by Emery Robin, plus I'm hoping a book 3 in a couple years

--and to be fair, if i'd realized what i'd been reading, the first book of the space series is the rise and fall of space julius caesar also, lol

but the main thing i realized is history contains SO MUCH MORE betrayal than I would have found plausible in fiction like damn

i've been reading these books that are like. cleopatra in space. what if marc antony was a sword lesbian. and i realized i did not know enough classical allusions to get everything so i took a break to borrow a bio of rl cleopatra from the library, the first half of which was caesar's assassination

I did not dress adequately for local restaurant to seat me where there was a draft (most of the seating is technically patio, but during the winter they put up some heavy drapes and use the big heaters, but the drapes gapped around the retaining wall)

tldr my butt is freezing

i dunno it's earlier than i am normally up

but like dang i think i might rather have stomach pain as a signal

crol my body started a new thing--it's happened twice now--where in the middle of a meal i have like a coughing fit and i think i just have something stuck in my throat but then i throw up liquid? not really any of the food i ate but all the water i drank

i think this is "you're done stop eating"

A cactus painting I made for my husband’s massage studio. @arkanjil.bsky.social

and like the place is SO small there's no way not to hear it

and someone at the next table goes "is that why my ramen tastes different"

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