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A catalogue of excentric moments of the wackiest yet peaceful region. Now on Bluesky.

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The Penal System of BrasΓ­lia is offering Jair Bolsonaro reduced sentence time if he reads authorized books for rehabilitation.

The books include Crime and Punishment, To Kill a Mockingbird, I'm Still Here, and an anti-racism manual.

29.11.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 15
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Colonel ChrisΓ³stomo, incumbent brazilian MP, played an AI generated music about himself on Congress. He claimed that it was send to him by a fan.

28.11.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 7
Eduardo Paes:
Since my friends Igor Normando and Helder Barbalho are too educated, I say here what they think: HITLER'S SPAWN! NAZI!

Eduardo Paes: Since my friends Igor Normando and Helder Barbalho are too educated, I say here what they think: HITLER'S SPAWN! NAZI!

Eduardo Paes, mayor of Rio de Janeiro, said that Chancellor Friedrich Merz of Germany is a nazi and "Hitler's spawn".

This is after Merz made harsh remarks about Brazil, mocking the handling of COP30 in BelΓ©m.

18.11.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
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NicolΓ‘s Maduro of Venezuela sings John Lennon's "Imagine".

16.11.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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JΓΊlia Zanatta, incumbent brazilian MP, posted this photo replicating a famous pose from Game of Thrones with guns, calling it "Game of Santa Catarina" which is her state.

14.11.2025 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 24
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NicolΓ‘s Maduro of Venezuela claims to be more famous than Taylor Swift, Karol G and Bad Bunny.
Maduro then said that he should record an album to finance local communities.

08.11.2025 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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After Zohran Mamdani's victory in NYC, President Gustavo Petro of Colombia retweeted a post which uses he and his wife to affirm that if men "learn how to submit" a good woman will appear.

05.11.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 16
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G1, prominent Brazilian news outlet, posted an approval rating graph which has an inverted Y axis.
Despite Governor ClΓ‘udio Castro's approval rating increasing 10% (from 43% to 53%), the approval line appears decreasing.

05.11.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 5
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MarΓ­a Corina Machado, prominent venezuelan opposition leader, claims that NicolΓ‘s Maduro somehow rigged the 2020 US election against President Donald Trump.

04.11.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 8
Hugo Motta:
We approved the Constitutional Ammendment Bill 169/2019. It is the appreciation of professors and civil servants.

The professor will be able to act as a civil servant of any nature.

The Bill will go to the Federal Senate.

Hugo Motta: We approved the Constitutional Ammendment Bill 169/2019. It is the appreciation of professors and civil servants. The professor will be able to act as a civil servant of any nature. The Bill will go to the Federal Senate.

Hugo Motta, President of the brazilian Chamber of Deputies, posted an image inside a motel to celebrate the passing of an education bill.

This is a reference to a meme where football player VinΓ­cius Jr asked VirgΓ­nia Fonseca for a relationship.

01.11.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4
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President Gustavo Petro of Colombia celebrates the arrival of Hurricane Melissa, claiming it "protects the Caribbean".

Melissa is poised to become one of the most devasting hurricanes to hit the region.

28.10.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
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President Gustavo Petro of Colombia claims that "progressivism" somehow won in the recent Argentine election, despite there being a clear victory for Milei's coalition.

27.10.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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President Javier Milei of Argentina posted an edited image of himself voting on today's midterm elections.

27.10.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 30
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Karen Reichardt, prominent argentine MP candidate from LLA, once posted this video on her Twitter.

26.10.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4
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A brazilian Samba School chose to celebrate Minister of Tourism Celso Sabino for their Carnival 2026 in an eccentric manner.

Their plot is called "Warrior of the Amazon" and it portrays the white MP as an indigenous leader.

09.10.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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Ricardo LΓ³pez Murphy, incumbent argentine MP, posted this meme on his social media.

08.10.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Alejandro Cavero:
I assume my sexual orientation proudly Vladimir CerrΓ³n. Unlike other cowards that hide like moles so they don't have to face justice. This is lack of πŸ₯šπŸ₯š.

If you believe you are so courageous, give me the time and the place so we can meet each other. In the process, I get half a million soles [~150 k USD] in reward.

Vladimir CerrΓ³n: 
If you don't have ovaries, assume your true sexual identify. Or you decide your biology?

Alejandro Cavero: I assume my sexual orientation proudly Vladimir CerrΓ³n. Unlike other cowards that hide like moles so they don't have to face justice. This is lack of πŸ₯šπŸ₯š. If you believe you are so courageous, give me the time and the place so we can meet each other. In the process, I get half a million soles [~150 k USD] in reward. Vladimir CerrΓ³n: If you don't have ovaries, assume your true sexual identify. Or you decide your biology?

Vladimir CerrΓ³n, fugitive far-left Peruvian party leader, tweeted to gay right-wing MP Alejandro Cavero "if you don't have ovaries, assume your true sexual identify".

Cavero fired back, claiming he has more balls than CerrΓ³n and challenged him to a personal confrontation.

08.10.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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President Gustavo Petro of Colombia retweeted our post on Twitter πŸ‘€

08.10.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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President Javier Milei of Argentina had a rock show to celebrate his new book, called "La ConstrucciΓ³n del Milagro" (The Construction of the Miracle).

07.10.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 20
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President Gustavo Petro on a quoted tweet "But I like to get naked".

06.10.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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When announcing President Gustavo Petro of Colombia had his visa revoked, the US Department of State initially tagged a brazilian journalist (Gustavo PetrΓ³) instead of him.

29.09.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Romeu Zema, Governor of Minas Gerais in Brazil, posted an AI video of him being in a knight armor to criticize a recently defeated constitutional ammendment.

28.09.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 6
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President Nayib Bukele of El Salvador suddently tweeted an "unpopular opinion", that Rogue One is actually a good movie.

26.09.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6
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President Gustavo Petro of Colombia tweeted an image of him being hugged by President Lula of Brazil during an UN event.

25.09.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
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After United Kingdom recognized Palestine, the son of israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu tweeted "I recognize the Malvinas Islands as part of Argentina! πŸ‡¦πŸ‡·".

25.09.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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There is a brazilian councillor called "Good Lula", which is a Lula lookalike who was elected by Bolsonaro's party (PL).

23.09.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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Bomba Patch, a popular brazilian PES mod for the PS2, added a new version with teams based on those for and against Bolsonaro's amnesty.

22.09.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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The Municipality of Lima has decided to have a special event celebrating the life of Charlie Kirk in their Magic Water Tour.

The tribute to Kirk will have water screen projections and dance presentations. It will happen on October 4.

18.09.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 10
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Chilean pollster La Cosa Nostra surveyed a hypothetical Allende vs Pinochet presidential runoff. These were the results:

17.09.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 5
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Campaign video of colombian presidential candidate Abelardo de la Espriella where he compares himself with a tiger.

17.09.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 19

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