cat squasher-downer

A mockup wallpaper of Windows 13 using the Windows logo, the text 'Windows 13' with a random blue abstract shape in the background.

Windows 13 rumoured to be "the 13th reason why you're finally swapping to Linux", sources say.

using a mid-jiggle impact glitch against her right ass cheek to reset the sex minigame's countdown timer

"minimal snow accumulation" wow thanks weather app

I just realized @311somerville.bsky.social is on here, so hey! would y'all mind clearing the rest of this lane and salting it? and the bike lanes along Washington right before and after this spot? it's *extremely* dangerous during heavy traffic for cyclists going through that area.

idk why but my first thought was "are they in a Zoom call I'm also supposed to be on"

ngl I'm pretty proud of the 3 piles I made in the process!

did my part last night with the bike lane under McGrath @ Washington by Union Sq... had to stop after 3 hours of hacking at ice with a metal shovel so it's still not safe to ride on, but I grabbed a conveniently abandoned orange cone and blocked the lane to hopefully prevent accidents

wow!!

Zoey why would you just casually describe my entire life's problems like this

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After this, we'll move onto the next batch of colours!

Panfurr Pink: 447/prs
Beast Blue: 405/prs
Snek Black: 369/prs
Evil Uncle: 389/prs
FMC: 302/prs

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every now and then I'll remember that Peter Stormare was the guy in the VW "unpimp your auto" commercials AND Lucifer in Constantine

I'll save everyone the click, it's just this chart:

sign toilet one place one dream

wife chasing me around the kitchen table with a rolling pin because she found me in the epstein files being a Mossad Operative

what

A screen on Pokemon FireRed that says. The various buttons will be explained in the order of their importance.

Before I sleep with someone new for the first time

I was TERRIFIED you'd accidentally pull the trigger and yeet the top half of the bottle off 😨😨😨

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yeah, this is like trusting the cops to investigate themselves, the tool is saying it did stuff but like, did they confirm it? Did they see the emails? Is there any tangible proof whatsoever?

good to know!

update:

fuckin OW

YUP. Let's just close all your pores and keep it that way until your skin raises the white flag or you die from standing in the sun for more than 7 seconds

it's amazing how I was on Accutane for almost 2 years (back in/after college) getting the required monthly blood tests the whole time, and I still have not gotten over my intense aversion to needles and seeing blood hhhhhhh

Photo of a small box containing the medication Dupixent.

yup that's right theythems and themtlemen,,

I've got severe eczema! 😩😫

time to stab myself in the thigh and not cry afterward :))))

a shame you're the CEO not CTO, because then you could've told people it was actually short for "Conniving Tim Onion"

welp, it finally happened

took years to get here, but here I am with a comically large CVS bag with a sharps container, alcohol swaps, a guide on installing a companion app on my phone, and the first dose of a bi-weekly injection

fffuck

the unending irony of anti-babyfur fuckos being the least mature people in the room, throwing tantrums that put my 2-year-old to shame

honestly, the people doing this shit shouldn't be welcome in furry spaces

they're no different from far-right reactionaries.

they're weaklings.

they're a toxic presence.

they see a thing they don't like and blow it up because they're incapable of clear, mature, rational thought.

new Evangelion content means new Evangelion memes