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Mallrat

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So let me get this straight: You want to fly on a magic carpet to see The King of The Potato People and beg with him for your freedom. And you're telling me you're completely sane?

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The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it.

ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures.

Losers with power become the most dangerous kind.

(c/o Caroline Codsi)

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Bad news, America.

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Now that's an orange king I would support!

#orangecat #cat #gingercat #nokings

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He wants to know if you can smell what he's cookin'.

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WE NEED TO SUPPORT AND ENCOURAGE BOTH SIDES HERE

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This is just disturbing.

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We need more ALFs!!!

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Peace be with you

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That law would be used against people Republicans call pedophiles and not anyone who is MAGA. They would get some kind of get out of jail free card.

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Dance like nobody's watching. If someone is watching, dance like you don't care. Just like this cloud is. It looks like Michael Jackson dancing, don't it?

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Reflect on the things in life that make you happy and fill you with joy.

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Your destiny is around the next bend or over the next hill. All you have to do is make the turn or climb the hill.

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Shine the light in your heart on others. So they can shine their light on another. Like the sun shines it's light on the moon, and the moon shines that same light to us.

21.03.2025 02:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Find symmetry between the things you feel you have to do and the things you feel you want to do.

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Take time to reconnect with not only the earth but, most importantly, with yourself.

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YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work

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Harriet Hageman got booed to oblivion last night in her own town hall for pumping up Doge so hard that even her loyal suckers woke up and smelled the bullshit—about five months too late!

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👋 Hey Kids!!! Get ready to either laugh uproariously or sob inconsolably, cuz it's time for either the SUNDAY FUNNIES or the TRUTHFUL TRAGEDIES, depending on your own personal point-of-view.
#Enjoy 🤣 (or) #Despair 😩

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Michelle Obama: Kids should have nutritious meals.

The pro-life party: This is an outrage!

RFK Jr: Kids should have measles, mumps, and polio.

The pro-life party: Yes, king! Tell it like it is!

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I agree 100% with this philosophy. I don't make fun of somebody for things they can't control. But when they make a choice and spend tens, or even hundreds, of thousands of dollars to look like The Joker...Plus Zuck obviously thought her rack looked great.

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